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[cody @WhitebreadSaid]

Love rolling up to the library to vote in my crunchy Columbus neighborhood. Republicans didn’t even bother showing up with sample ballots this time. Elite levels of libbing out going on in the parking lot

[Redi @LookingRedi]

Metrics for tonight
47-49 seats: fuck
50-51 seats: status quo
52 seats: pronouns in bio
53+ seats: pronouns in the email

[Grant Certiorari @GrantCertiorari]

I’m conflicted becuase on one hand, everything looks great for democrats

But on the other hand, nothing good is allowed to happen to democrats

[Alex Jacquez @AlexSJacquez]

Don’t understand the concept of an “election night watch party” at all. Election night is not for socializing. It’s for looking at your phone and throwing up

[cody @WhitebreadSaid]

@the_transit_guy It’s 100% intentional - Ohio only allows early in person voting at one location in each county. So Vinton County (12,600 people), Montgomery County (540,000 people) and Franklin County (1.3 Million people) all have the same number of locations 😒

[Rachel Coyle @RachelCoyleOhio]

This is purposeful voter suppression by Ohio Statehouse Republicans

They passed a law allowing only ONE early vote location per county, no matter the county size or population. They knew this would create lines in places like Cbus, Cincinnati, & Cleveland, but not rural areas

[maren🍒 @the0nlygirl]

OH MY GOD YOU PEOPLE CANT DO LITERALLY ANYTHING

[cody @WhitebreadSaid]

@the_transit_guy Did we all know the transit guy was hot?!

[cody @WhitebreadSaid]

@giltcomplex Hi please let Ohio in Erie is basically our lake and we’ve succumbed to exterior Appalachian influences for too long

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

Thot daughter transcends time that’s so beautiful

[JerryRigEverything @ZacksJerryRig]

Contender for the best tweet of 2026.

[Philip Proudfoot @PhilipProudfoot]

Imagine thinking “Muslims” brought riots and revolution to … France.. ….to France!?

[iya ꒰ა໒꒱⁷ saw lsrfm @btsopoong]

Everybody LOVES French history until the French start history-ing

[cody @WhitebreadSaid]

@BFCollings Yeah I don’t see why you couldn’t do it but it would definitely have to go through a bunch of steps to get there. Also unless you can impeach the President and VP similtaneously there’s a lot of incentive for mischief from the VP before he goes

[Shaun @shaunhundle]

Growing up in the Midwest you just assume every state has miles of farmland until the eye can see

[cody @WhitebreadSaid]

@nstlgiaxpress Everyone in Columbus collectively seeing the picture of downtown 😬😬😬

[cody @WhitebreadSaid]

@BFCollings Apparently he’s going to appeal which, yeah, he definitely should 😳

[John Brown's Beard🇺🇦 @johnbrownsbeard]

Losing a saint's relics to the enemy as you escape their advance is a very 10th century problem

[Tevin @YourBudTevin]

“Fucking the text man for texts”, “Young hoes cook everything on high”, “Omg you people can’t do anything” and “We’ve extensively talked about this, you’re just 21” are the four greatest tweets ever made.

The philosophical impact cannot be understated. Socratic level thinking