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Accountant, cat owner, aspiring bus guy he/him

[Spreadsheet Contender @nbensing]

If you think about it, all bags are bags of holding

[Spreadsheet Contender @nbensing]

@ptadoherty @transjawnder Would be great if Elijah Wood and Sean Astin also showed up to this event for some reason

[meg “Yooper” bitchell @MeganBitchell]

Started watching Cape Fear but had to turn it off because it reminded me too much of something that happened to my friend Bart

[ema @514baby]

can’t believe the word bussi is about to be carved into the stanley cup

[cav empty @cavempty_]

trebuchet seemed like a good investment at first so i got one for what I thought was a great price but guess what, turns out it only can launch boulders from the same company that sold me the trebuchet because of some proprietary bs and it’s a monthly boulder subscription service

[Gustavo @unionGustavo]

PHILLY DSA 🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹

[Spreadsheet Contender @nbensing]

@joeschwarten You can count on it!

[Nikil Saval @NikilSaval]

Celtics fans saddened and crushed: nothing sweeter in life

[Greg Wyshynski @wyshynski]

The Postseason of Mouthy Goalies

[NHL Watcher @NHL_Watcher]

Vladar yelled something at his teammates after gloving that shot. Pretty sure it was something along the lines of wake the fuck up.

[Spreadsheet Contender @nbensing]

Just gonna leave this here

[Mike Bird @Birdyword]

I know this is a popular topic but I'm the age James Gandolfini was when the pilot was filmed (35) and I don't know anyone who looks that old. Of hundreds of friends and acquaintances. Even the smokers, heavy drinkers, bad dieters. Not even close. Was it air pollution? Lead?

[A-100 gecs @PinstripeBungle]

We love the Shrike, don't we folks? We love the Lord of Pain. And we love to be pinned to that Tree

[Jeff Marek @JeffMarek]

Angine de Poitrine is my new obsession.

[Soda @fredsoda]

america deindustrialized so extensively, we can’t even manufacture consent anymore

[Archaeology Magazine @archaeologymag]

An ancient Egyptian official wanted to enter the afterlife with reminders—perhaps—of daily life 4,000 years ago. Thus, he was buried with models of a luxuriant garden, a granary, and a bakery-brewery. Read more with a digital subscription.

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[Elmo @elmo]

TODAY IS ELMO'S BIRTHDAY!!!! ❤️🎉🥳🎁🎈🪩🎊🎂👏⭐️🧁

[Michael Kasper @KasperStats]

now Japan knows how it feels to get Shohei Ohtani'd