Jesse Whitehead

I live to laugh and I live because I laugh. Actor, Comedian, Radio Personality, Voice over artist & sometimes your bartender.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

This Mother’s Day, I’m thinking about my mom, and all the lessons she taught me. I'm proud to honor her memory with the Ann Dunham Water Terrace at the Obama Presidential Center.

[Jesse Whitehead @WhiteheadJesse]

I’m back!!! Seems another entity wanted to use my Twitter account just when it turned into X.

It’s back in my control. 😎

[Jesse Whitehead @WhiteheadJesse]

At what point in time was the USA great for EVERYBODY in it?

#Election2024 #Politics #Vote #Democrats #Republicans #harris2024 #Trump2024 #BlueWave #RedWave #PoliticalDebate #VotingRights #CampaignTrail #KHive #PoliticalNews #Midterms #Congress

[Jesse Whitehead @WhiteheadJesse]

Go public Britney. You have nothing to fear! Your fans are on your side. And not only that. It’s time to shine. We miss you @britneyspears 🤍

[Callie Cox @callieabost]

If you invested $1,000 in Apple when the stock went public in the 1980s, you'd have about $1.3 million today.

But you would've also had to deal with:

🎢15 selloffs of 20% or more
🎢Five selloffs of 50%
🎢Two drops of 80%

Picking stocks is easy...in hindsight.

$AAPL

[Jesse Whitehead @WhiteheadJesse]

I just voted in @SweatEconomy ’s governance vote in the #SweatWallet app! Join me here https://t.co/wCoAI2OHWu via @SweatEconomy

[Goldy Hyder @goldyhyder]

Great to meet Mexico’s new Ambassador to Canada @CarlosJoaquin in advance of my trip to Mexico later this week with @BizCouncilofCan CEO delegation. Key bilateral issues including trade and investment are top of mind. #CUSMA #TMEC #USMCA

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

I lost my dad to Parkinson’s so besides @realmikefox being a friend, role model, generational talent and Canadian, I cannot wait to see ‘Still’ on @AppleTVPlus. It’ll soon reside on the MJF anthology DVD shelf in my heart. Btw, The Frighteners is criminally underrated.

[Jesse Whitehead @WhiteheadJesse]

Life’s a beach… I don’t want to be tide down.

#beach #beachlife #sunglasses #chill #life #jade photo credit: @gabytous @ Mahahual Caribe Mexicano https://t.co/IhUgWTKG2m

[Jesse Whitehead @WhiteheadJesse]

#theskyexplorer #djimavic @djiglobal #flight #dronepilot #2022 #review @ Cancún, Quintana Roo https://t.co/4Dp2BYIn9C

[Satan @s8n]

just because life is a bitch doesn’t mean you have to be

[Jesse Whitehead @WhiteheadJesse]

May 2023 take you further than 2022. Take care of one another and see you in a kind future for all.

#happynewyear #happynewyear2022 #quotes @ Aeropuerto Internacional De Cancun https://t.co/Q15F7POQsr

[Jesse Whitehead @WhiteheadJesse]

@eToro what seems to be the matter with logging in today? “An error has occurred, please try again” has been the message I repeatedly get since repeatedly attempting to login since 8:30 AM EST 🥵

[Jesse Whitehead @WhiteheadJesse]

“If you look good, you feel good, and if you feel good, you do good.”

- George St-Pierre

#quotes #suitup #canadian #canadianrockies #poised @ Cranbrook, British Columbia https://t.co/3ydKoWRH7Q

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Excited to announce start of production of Tesla Semi Truck with deliveries to @Pepsi on Dec 1st!

[Jesse Whitehead @WhiteheadJesse]

Just posted a photo @ Barranca De Huentitán https://t.co/a6Arnl3YVq

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

Hard keeping my mouth sewn shut about this one. ⚔️

[Jesse Whitehead @WhiteheadJesse]

Huge mistake challenging Death to a pillow fight.

I was NOT prepared for the reaper cushions.

[Jesse Whitehead @WhiteheadJesse]

Why did the chicken join the gym?

To work on his pecks!

#gym