There are two types of people: Those who can’t get the phrase “runnin’ through the house with a pickle in my mouth” out of their heads, and those who don’t watch HBO.
@RenttheRunway I have a wedding tomorrow at 3:45pm and my bridesmaids dress still hasn’t arrived! I’ve been on hold for 30 min and emails customer service and haven’t received a response. My order number is 16102748
@USPS you lost a family heirloom that our grandparents shipped more than a month ago and now I've been on hold with you to find this package for more than an hour! This is such an embarrassing failure in customer service and the one other service you're supposed to provide!
@thredUP my bag was supposed to be processed 5 days ago and is still pending...when will it be processed? I cant find a customer service number to contact.
One day, in the future, you'll tell your children about these things called "crockpots" and how they went extinct one a night in January 2018. #ThisIsUs
1. You don't even have to be "sworn" in. You can "affirm" if you so choose.
2. Three Presidents did NOT use Bibles: Theodore Roosevelt, John Quincy Adams, Franklin Pierce.
3. The look on @JakeTapper's guest is priceless https://t.co/8Aic2KNjms
Father, who says he's a local peanut farmer in Wicksburg, outside Roy Moore rally talks about losing his gay daughter at age of 23 to suicide. "I was anti-gay myself. I said bad things to my daughter, which I regret."