Whitney

she/her

[Katherine Argent @effthealgorithm]

Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI. Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your area. In your neighborhood. On your street. Two doors down from you. Do you know this person yet, we think you’d get along. You need an account to use this app. That username is taken. Enter a password. Not that one, you used it on another site. You need to be connected to WiFi to download the app. Allow the app to connect to other devices on your network. Allow the app to access your contacts, know your precise location, store your credit card details. Oops, sorry, we got hacked now all that info is available on the web. There’s a class action suit. You can join. It’ll take a decade to get your $3.73 share of the ten billion settlement. We’ll send it via PayPal or deposit it to your bank, just tell us those details. Oh no, another hack. That info is circulating now, too. Here’s a spam call, a spam email, a spam text. Why are you angry? Why are you talking about getting rid of your phone? Why don’t you like AI, it lets us make all of this easier? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? This is progress. You’ll be left behind. Do you want to be left behind? Do you???

[Whitney @WhitneySeiler]

Just heard #ICE is approaching people at West #oakland #BART . Stay safe folks!!

[Dani @_realityfan]

Ben not paying attention to his churches stance on the LGBTQ community bc it didn’t pertain to anyone in his life

Also Ben bringing HIS lesbian friend to meet Sara during the show … #loveisblindreunion #loveisblind #LoveIsBlinds8

[Whitney @WhitneySeiler]

All my rowdy friends have stopped getting slizzered

[trevy @chillextremist]

I feel like nobody gets slizard nor fly like a g6 anymore

[Chris Murphy 🟧 @ChrisMurphyCT]

The funding shutdown is still in place. They are just doing it without the piece of paper.

[Dylan Park-Pettiford @dyllyp]

Waffle House employees wouldn’t have snitched.

[Whitney @WhitneySeiler]

@internetcriticc @saamuurrs Relatable and respectable

[Whitney @WhitneySeiler]

the squirrels on the fence
every morning while our chiweenie absolutely loses her mind

[La femme merveilleuse invisible @larwoolf]

Good night !
The Royal Ballet
In Frederic Ashton’s Tales of Beatrix Potter

Thanks @dieworkwear

[Abe @LikeAndBlock]

I wonder how these are the two things he thought of first

[Whitney @WhitneySeiler]

.@GovParsonMO, please do not let Missouri execute
@innonence @the_MIP client #MarcellusWilliams, an innocent person — where there is overwhelming evidence that his trial was constitutionally unfair — on 9/24. https://t.co/TovxTXeY0g

[Reid Southen @Rahll]

Rarely have I seen AI described so succinctly.

[Whitney @WhitneySeiler]

I don’t care that she’s sassy and wears converse. I care that she is unbothered by providing bombs that are being used every day to dismember babies. I want her to speak out against the genocide and own her complicity in it. I want her to do everything in her power to stop it.

[Whitney @WhitneySeiler]

Don’t be distracted by the Joy-washing of the DNC and @KamalaHarris’. Sprinkling performative sympathy for Palestinians while refusing to give them a mic, a WEEK after promising Israel $20B in weapons they know will be used on children, journalists, aid workers is unconscionable.

[Taleed El-Sabawi, JD, PhD @el_sabawi]

While everyone was focused on the DNC & performance politics, Israel has now divided Gaza into 3 sections, not only cutting off the North but now cutting off Central Gaza from the South. They have literally divided families overnight who can no longer see each other because they live on the other side of the border. This will also make it much more difficult to get humanitarian aid and even commercial food supplies into Central Gaza, increasingly the likelihood that famine experienced in the North will now set into Central Gaza.

[Nina Turner @ninaturner]

“Dissent must never lead to disorder” - President Biden.

From Reverend Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.’s “Letter From Birmingham Jail,” written in 1963:

“I have almost reached the regrettable conclusion that the Negro's great stumbling block in the stride toward freedom is not the White Citizen's Council-er or the Ku Klux Klanner, but the white moderate who is more devoted to "order" than to justice; who prefers a negative peace which is the absence of tension to a positive peace which is the presence of justice; who constantly says "I agree with you in the goal you seek, but I can't agree with your methods of direct action;" who paternalistically feels he can set the timetable for another man's freedom; who lives by the myth of time and who constantly advises the Negro to wait until a "more convenient season."

[🥨 @marisapk]

I am watching a toddler die on a table in a field hospital in Rafah with half her face blown apart while listening to college students fight tears reporting on a police assault on their campus for protesting that, and I feel like I am losing my fucking mind.

[Whitney @WhitneySeiler]

“On the contrary, the IDF bombed them in homes without hesitation, as a first option. It’s much easier to bomb a family’s home. The system is built to look for them in these situations.” https://t.co/XEzAtGqwVX

[Sarah Ali @Saritah_91]

My cousin got her first period while forcibly displaced in a tent in southern Gaza. Her mother spent two days looking for sanitary pads & painkillers amid israel’s genocide & blockade of aid supplies. For International Women’s Day, call out feminists who are silent on Palestine.

[Ricky Smith @Rickonia]

Call me crazy but having the space to put homeless people in jail and not into homeless shelters seems like the problem here.

[chlobuchar @me_im_chloe]

they did it…they seriously cited “weeks of delays in product shipping times”….