Whitney Johnson

[Whitney Johnson @WhitneyShea47]

@tressiemcphd If the “bend-and-reach” makes it into Legally Blonde 3, you deserve a check.

[Whitney Johnson @WhitneyShea47]

@lunchray Seems like it should be guava juice

[Whitney Johnson @WhitneyShea47]

@lunchray True! The middle left one doesn’t look that bad!

[Whitney Johnson @WhitneyShea47]

@lizedrington @lunchray Also it’s comforting. I hate sitting on a couch without a blanket over my lap, even if it’s hot in the room 🤷🏻‍♀️ maybe I have a complex 🤣🤣🤣

[Whitney Johnson @WhitneyShea47]

@lizedrington @lunchray Sometimes your torso is cold and your legs aren’t. It’s the clothing version of a mullet. Business on top, party on the bottom!

[Whitney Johnson @WhitneyShea47]

I thought this was @cornoisseur until last week we bought new hand soap and he told me it was broken and wouldn’t dispense soap and I told him to twist the top then went to the bathroom later to see he had completely removed the top. Been second guessing my choices since then.

[Whitney Johnson @WhitneyShea47]

@lizedrington I would like this saying on a cute coffee mug pls

[Whitney Johnson @WhitneyShea47]

@doogie327 Omg this takes me back to some Audubon skating parties. 🔥 paint job though so props to the roost 😂😂

[Whitney Johnson @WhitneyShea47]

@lizedrington I’m not condoning people who wear sweatshirts with nothing on underneath. But they could be wearing a cami or tank top under it 🧐

[Whitney Johnson @WhitneyShea47]

@lizedrington You live in Kentucky - you know how fast it can drop ten degrees, or rain, or be windy. Plus some people are always cold

[Whitney Johnson @WhitneyShea47]

@lizedrington I feel attacked. Still raising my hand that I have been personally victimized by Elizabeth Edrington

[Whitney Johnson @WhitneyShea47]

I felt very attacked by my @Apple watch until I checked the weather. But also like it’s not wrong 🤷🏻‍♀️ #unhealthyandsensitive

[Whitney Johnson @WhitneyShea47]

@ohhellochlo @cornoisseur ....yet 😏😏

[Whitney Johnson @WhitneyShea47]

@ohhellochlo @cornoisseur true. We are in a serious competition and I am ashamed of not out earning him 😭😭.

[Whitney Johnson @WhitneyShea47]

“White people culture is casserole-centric” - @cornoisseur #accurate

[Whitney Johnson @WhitneyShea47]

@jaffy94 The seven husbands of Evelyn Hugo by Taylor Jenkins Reid is great. Also, Fates and Furies by Lauren Groff. Both a sort of romance & mystery hybrid

[Chloe Heath @heath__chloe]

I am a fancy b*tch @cornoisseur @WhitneyShea47 @alexeheath