Master Villain

She/Her | 1919 🤟🏾 | @TheKNTRLDKhaos

[Master Villain @WhoElseBtMe]

Not Everything Deserves Your Energy

Breathe And Be Still 🙏🏾

[ThereGoTerry @ThereGoTerry]

Mystique…

[looey 🔴 @looeykun]

the wig

[Slazac 🇪🇺🇺🇦🇹🇼🌐 @TrueSlazac]

Trump’s obsession with cutting government waste becomes funnier when you go to DC and realize he pays the national guard to do fuck all 24/7

[Master Villain @WhoElseBtMe]

😂😂

[First We Feast @firstwefeast]

note to self: "i've seen worse" is not good enough 😅😂 #hotones

[❤︎Angelica ❤︎ @angelicaaa5437]

Fun grammar tip I learned as a kid and never forgot: if you don’t know whether to use me or I, take away the other person/people in the sentence and see if it makes sense. For example, in this case, “my friend and me went to an art gallery” becomes “me went to an art gallery” which is grammatically incorrect

[Master Villain @WhoElseBtMe]

Obsession just pissed me off moe lmao

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

They were called Lean Pockets and they tasted like Hot Pockets and they were still bad for you but they had the word "lean" in their name, which made them healthy at the time.

[izzy 🫐 @beuck_]

no worries! ayo actually has a video about this

[Dave Statter @STATter911]

NEW: A Tesla Cybertruck split in half this afternoon. It was one of about 10 vehicles struck by an out-of-control moving van on US 29N near Fairland Road in Montgomery County, MD. Ten people were hurt, including 3 children. No life-threatening injuries. @mcfrs and @mcpnews handled. Video and images from https://t.co/ieJ7NOiRTd, except where noted. #crash #tesla #teslacrash #ems #police @NFTC_News @cordelltraffic @matthewyoung31

[Ben Goggin @BenjaminGoggin]

The real news is that Whole Foods gets the same lettuce as Walmart and Taco Bell but will charge 60% more

[pamela ☁️☀️🛸 @tisthepamseason]

i’m having the worst time of my life trying to decide if i should trust a private corporation or the united states federal government about this disease outbreak

[Mens_Corner__ @Mens_Corner__]

Everyone was harmed in the making of this video

[Master Villain @WhoElseBtMe]

@DSTRCTX They were hoping Canada’s did. We ain’t even do it when Cali was burning

[Master Villain @WhoElseBtMe]

I get hung up on the semantics of it all because you lacked the proper syntax to begin with

[Master Villain @WhoElseBtMe]

I feel like a lot of times people forget that words have meaning; and because of that fact, syntax matters

[🩵 BobbyG @KingBobbyG]

I think going from a freakishly tall basketball player to exclusively playing big gangly monsters in horror movies is the funniest pivot of all time

[Jared Gilman @realJaredGilman]

“odyssey this” “odyssey that” u odyssey a therapist

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

‘Obsession’ is now streaming on Peacock

[Mystics News @MysticsNews]

The youngest Mystic to ever reach 1,000 points.

The youngest guard in WNBA history to reach 1,000 points.

The 3rd fastest player in Mystics history to reach 1,000 career points.

Top 25 fastest to reach 1,000 points in WNBA history.

Sonia Citron.