Jessica Evangelista

“some simple bitch widda bad attitude”

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Wiz for my birthday. Ari Lennox for Valentine’s Day. Durand Bernarr during spring break. 2023 is looking kind of groovy 😊

[Wizkid @wizkidayo]

MLLE tour 2023! North America 😇❤️ Tickets on sale Nov 18! 🖤🦅

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My last MAC sweet as cocoa blush just broke into a million pieces. MAC always discontinues the best products 😢

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Parachutes could’ve been 1 book instead of 3. And Vin didn’t deserve forgiveness TO ME.

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We are allowed to have our problematic faves but I draw the line at Kanye West

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Bruh rip rouxpour memorial city

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Walter Mosley is one of my faves but I’m struggling with Ghalen. I’m on chapter 12 and I know it’s going somewhere but…

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I just want to talk to the people who designed this DDI on 1604 and Blanco bc why would the design prevent me from going straight east when I’m on the eastbound loop 1604? Whyyyy????

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Japan and Brazil in Houston is going to be insane

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Why don’t they make small cartons of oat milk, I’m only one person

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Giving Kanye money in 2026 is truly insane

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Hold on, Ecuador 👀

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Fat Joe is a loser

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Idk the $2k ski trip was a good deal 🤷🏾‍♀️

[Ramit Sethi @ramit]

This couple is weeks away from not being able to pay their rent

THE NUMBERS:
• Combined income: $143K/year (down from $250K — they changed nothing)
• Fixed costs: 102% of income, spending more than they make every month
• Credit card debt: $96K
• Savings: $0
• Investments: $180
• Net worth: -$91K
• Cashed out their 401(k) during the pandemic to cover monthly bills

WHERE THE MONEY GOES:
• $3K+/month on groceries
• $770/month in subscriptions before cuts
• $636/month car lease (electric)
• $1,000/month on dinners
• Still paying adult kids' phone bills (ages 22 and 26)
• $2,000 skiing trip they couldn't afford
• Tennis and dance lessons for kids while $96K in credit card debt

What would you do?

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Gina Ortiz Jones would never

[Eyewitness News @ABC7NY]

NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani signed an executive order Monday morning repealing bedtime for the duration of the Knicks finals run so the city's children can stay up late and watch.

Watch the Knicks in the NBA Finals on ABC 7! Game 1 tips off on Wednesday, June 3, at 8:30 p.m. More: https://t.co/GeTru2A6pm

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June, please be gentle with me

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The honking has reached Stone Oak. Let’s wrap this up 🙄

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I managed to get a Labor Day weekend ticket to the US Open during the Amex presale, and it's looking like that's it. I refuse to pay resellers with their insane pricing.

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Talarico is going to lose at a wider margin than Cornyn.

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None of this matters

[The New Yorker @NewYorker]

(1/8) Belle Burden’s “Strangers: A Memoir of Marriage” tells the story of her divorce and resulting financial imperilment. It’s the runaway publishing phenomenon of the year. But what does it omit? 🧵 https://t.co/2z9KJGmkq6

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Nobody told me Marc Jacobs Beauty was back.

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Bill Cassidy…