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I'm fucking pissed. You should be too or will be soon enough. ♏️ 🦂

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Yea, though I walk thru the valley of bots, I will fear no scammers for thou art baddie, thy tits and thy nips they comfort me.

[Charlie Warzel @cwarzel]

Every Trump debacle follows the same 13 steps. The reflecting pool fiasco is just one of the lower stakes versions of it.
1. Devise unnecessary spectacle
2. Disregard expertise
3. Bypass normal procedures
4. Declare victory too early (bonus if done by AI-slop post)
5. Spend way more than estimated
6. Ignore the haters
7. Realize it is not going well
8. Bypass normal procedures once again
9. Allege conspiracy and sabotage
10. Redeclare victory
11. More blaming
12. Losing interest
13. Pretend it never happened, and move on to the next thing

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This is whack but if it convinces kids sooner that it's all mythological bull 💩 from the get-go then it's a win.

[NewsWire @NewsWire_US]

TEXAS BECOMES FIRST STATE TO REQUIRE STUDENTS READ THE BIBLE

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It was over the second they monetized hate and that was by design

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@hwinkler4real His "eleven's" remain down and we're thankful

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@jmbprime They also need to hire a TEAM of TROLLS to combat the trolls in the people's house.

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@stavridisj Hi Admiral - can you explain why all of these great leaders are just walking away?

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@SenSusanCollins You-woo shoouuulldd type theeeese the saaame waaayyy you speeeeaakkk so youwer constitu-wents can understand youwa

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Yo they're literally Cliff's Notes'ing this whole fucking thing aside from the cruelty...that's the only part they planned.

[Glenn Tunes @glenn_tunes]

I WOULD LIKE TO POINT OUT THAT IF YOU CRITICIZED 2.9% INFLATION UNDER PRESIDENT BIDEN BUT THINK 4.2% UNDER TRUMP IS NO BIG DEAL.... FACE IT YOU'RE IN A FUCKING CULT 🤷

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

When the Court overturned Roe, one thought kept running through my mind: Women of this generation were about to lose rights that previous generations had fought to secure.

Four years later, we have seen exactly what that looks like — chaos, confusion, fear. Women denied care. Doctors threatened for providing it.

But we have seen something else: The American people refuse to accept that this is the future.

These are difficult times, but our fight continues.

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fr though type that phrase into the search bar. Lazy ass grifting.

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"Anybody want to reimburse..."

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Anybody else have friends that all of a sudden are smarter via text and email, but same in person? Wait'll they figure a way to Cyrano that "fraudtelligence".

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My nephew used to riff like this when he was 5. He didn't have a diaper on though as he no longer shat his pants.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Trump on UFC Fighter Bo Nickal: I'm a similar size. I weigh more than he does actually. So therefore I have a tremendous physical advantage. His muscles are slightly harder and slightly younger but I think I can do it because I'm a great athlete. He knows I'm a very good golfer.

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@IngrahamAngle "Will any democrats..."

Stfu Shoebill

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A lot of pseudo-begging & micro-grifting going on from either the baddies, the bots, or (gulp) both on this app. Recession indicator.

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@KaceyMusgraves Of course not. You pick whatever color you want.

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@cursedcadaver Crimpers are back??

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I just learned that the accounts posting as cats are not actual cats. Baddies and cats have been corrupted. This is a sim.