Gary Goodson

Wrote more rejected headlines than any copy editor ever. The tears on my pillow bespeak the pain that is in my heart. Hank and Lefty forever. Don't overexpect.

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@FoyUnion @secnumbersguy @MGP_2017 1971 Iron Bowl: 10-0 Alabama - 31, 9-0 Auburn - 7

[Gary Goodson @WhoaGaryHell]

@FarahnMorgan I love running into my old professors again. Wonderful folks.

[Gary Goodson @WhoaGaryHell]

@Super70sSports Bailey was AM Barbara Feldon.

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@nut_history Bill Buckner. Because he had to take so much crap the rest of his life for a World Series that Schiraldi and Gedman had pretty much blown already.

[Gary Goodson @WhoaGaryHell]

@Super70sSports Mike Davis. Saved Oakland's 1980 championship season.

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@FarahnMorgan These artists all built legends based almost exclusively on heartbreak. Weren't you listening? You ought to have listened, Farahn.

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@FarahnMorgan Alabama: Armed and Agitated. Confirmed as all hell.

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@FarahnMorgan Is there a February discount?

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@FarahnMorgan Per month or in perpetuity?

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@Thenostalgic Too fearful and weak to pursue my advantage, sadly.

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@annaliisavilppu Yes. Even newspapers and magazines that once were the gold standard are fraught with errors now.

Very sorry your health's been compromised.

[Gary Goodson @WhoaGaryHell]

@FarahnMorgan That disco bouncer is SO yesterday, man.

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@FarahnMorgan Worn on the Fourth of July!

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@katiejwoo Such a fantastic lede, Katie. Perfect setup. Lord, I love a good lede!

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@FarahnMorgan Your OCD MVP Award is on order. I'd include the tracking number, Farahn, but you'd never quit checking it.

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@JoJoFromJerz @atrupar Submediocre. Super-super-submediocre, in fact.

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@FarahnMorgan You'll make a grand young flag in those!