Whoa, Nessie!

@amalimali and @justjadeokay will teach you about monsters and cryptids and Pokémon and such. Part of the @nsfwpodcasts network! [email protected]

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Don’t mind me, just keeping this account active 👀

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Supplemental material for our @EncyclopodiaNet episode

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It’s happening!!

[Encyclopodia @EncyclopodiaNet]

Tonight is the night!

Gather all your cryptid friends, it's trivia night with Whoa, Nessie!

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“Sea monsters aren’t real” my ass

[Dan @dannah__montana]

LOOK AT THE NEW FISH THEY FOUND

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Come play trivia with us next month!!

[Encyclopodia @EncyclopodiaNet]

Announcing: Let the Wookiee Win Virtual Trivia Nights for April!

-April 7: General Trivia with @WhoaNessie
-April 14: Avatar the Last Airbender trivia with @AvatarStatePod
-April 21: All About Animals trivia with @JusttheZooofUs

For more: https://t.co/km0ze4MTDj

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Y’all, see what I mean, Nessie could be frickin *anything* -A https://t.co/kVC8B5a25X

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What’s that rustling in the brush?? Your elusive hosts have been spotted, talking to our friend Danny about Nessie! Check out our guest appearance on their delightful podcast, Encyclopodia ☺️

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New episode new episode!

I managed to find two podcasting cryptids, Amy and Jade of @WhoaNessie, to teach me all about the Loch Ness Monster. Theories, stories, and lots of laughter ensued!

Enjoy!

https://t.co/X4z2AGSfIj

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Hey hey! I'm so excited to be interviewing @amalimali and Jade from @WhoaNessie about the Loch Ness Monster this weekend!

What questions should I ask them?

#EncycloQuestions

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Where. Is. The. Lie.

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Whaaaaaaaaat

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During the succeeding decades suggestions of a sensitivity to noise have been no more frequently made by observers, again in only a few percent of the reported sightings.

[adam harris @AdamHSays]

Grab the closest book to you, turn to page 47, and post the fourth sentence. Don't mention the title.

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@Wanderlustin wtf wtf wTF

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Okay we’re not back or anything but THIS IS A MANDATORY SHARE

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So if we go on extended hiatuses, just assume one of us is pregnant. Belated announcement: Jade’s expecting her first changeling! Eps will still be sporadic/nonexistent for a bit, until we emerge from the mist again. Stay out of the woods, the ocean, and the frozen north, pals 😘

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*adds to list*

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*pokes head out of hibernation cave, cringes, hits RT*

[CNN @CNN]

An invasive fish species that can breathe air and survive on land has been found in Georgia for the first time. And officials are warning anyone who comes into contact with the species to kill it immediately. https://t.co/DHxnRmmOcH

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Amelia is an [ADHD/autism] cryptid, how very appropriate!

[sarah @alderaanson]

tag yourself i’m depression cryptid but also somehow anxiety workaholic

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@gregdotexe @mana_motuhake In our expert opinion: real cat, butt possessed by poltergeist. Rare specimen!

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@RowanGayle Someday we *must* do a live show in NZ and befriend all the terrible cryptids 🤗 For now, you are our proxy, make us proud

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NO THANK YOU

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Remains of a human-sized "monster" penguin have been discovered in New Zealand, scientists announced Wednesday. https://t.co/b7vxamhnwl

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@Bishkebab Hmmmm idk