Ben Jones 🍊

Father. Husband. Gamer. Golfer. This is the way. VFL. 🏴‍☠️

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

Hey @paraguay fuck you

[Atlanta Braves @Braves]

RONALD GRAND SLAM 💥

#BravesCountry

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

Yearly reminder that Jo’s dad from ‘Twister’ was an absolute idiot. Holding onto the shelter door like he was going to prevent an F5 Tornado from ripping it off.

[Neyland Press Corps @NeylandPress_]

Tee

📸 Patrick Murphy-Racey

[Top Tier Tulane @TopTierTulane]

Instead of all these open-world scenarios for CFB27, what I really want is historical teams:

[BP @everyonebpup]

> be Disney executive
> pay $4B for Lucasfilm in 2012
> greenlight a new trilogy to print money
> Force Awakens hits $2B. you are a god
> Last Jedi splits the fanbase
> Rise of Skywalker barely clears a billion
> teens now call Star Wars "out of order"
> Mandalorian and Grogu tracks franchise-low
> can't admit trilogy failed. shareholders watching
> tell Filoni the sequels need to be "branched off"
> cast members at parks start citing a time portal
> May the 4th merch quietly drops the sequels
> rumor leaks: Ahsoka finale severs the timeline

$4B of canon about to get filed under "alternate universe" because nobody can say the word "mistake"

[Katee Sackhoff @kateesackhoff]

May the 4th be with you ✨

Proof that even in full armor…
I’m still just out here making ridiculous faces and trying to get Grogu to like me.

Saving the galaxy is serious.
Me? …less so.

#starwarsday #MayTheFourthDay

[Geeks + Gamers @GeeksGamersCom]

RUMOR: Disney to Remove Star Wars Sequel Trilogy From Timeline to Resume Focus on Original Characters

"If true, this would be one of the most dramatic franchise shifts in modern Hollywood history."

[Paul Anleitner @PaulAnleitner]

This moment in Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017) was when I knew the postmodern deconstruction of our culture was reaching its apex.

It’s hard to believe now that this was a real scene.

[Jack @jackunheard]

Wow! These two ladies are going viral for refusing to stand with the rest of the audience after an artist shouted “ICE OUT” at the Grammys.

“I’m gonna sit down. We love our law enforcement.”

God bless them.

[2StripesCPD @2StripesCPD]

Throwback hits: Tennessee's Tori Noel lights up Alabama RB Shaun Alexander (1997)

[Tennessee Basketball @Vol_Hoops]

ROAD VOLS GET IT DONE

[OutKick @Outkick]

Former Auburn HC Bruce Pearl on the chaos in Minneapolis:

"It's extremely toxic. I sure do blame Governor Walz for the way he's handled it...they're looking at treating ICE and law enforcement like they're Nazis... President Trump was elected to enforce these immigration laws."
@dandakich @coachbrucepearl

[Barstool Rocky Top @BarstoolTenn]

SOMEBODY GET BEDIAKO INTO RESUME WRITING 101

ALL FOR WHAT @BarstoolAlabama

[Deablo fan account @DeferredWalkOn]

*Indiana blocks punt for a touchdown*

Curt Cignetti:

[Old Row Sports @OldRowSports]

There’s being a loser, AND THEN there’s being a Miami loser

[Ben Jones 🍊 @Whoisbenjones]

@DiscussingFilm

[Barstool Rocky Top @BarstoolTenn]

JAUAN JENNINGS ON THE MOVE, TRICKERY FOR SF