WhoSaysWhat

Watching football, while scrolling news with every sip of gin and throwing quirks with every slice of pizza.

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All the dramatic Indian saas bahu serials are based in Gujarat: Anupama, Saath Nibhana Saathiya etc. Ye Gujarat mein daaru laao yaar, ye rasoda mein fir koi nahi rahega #Anupamaa #Gujarat #Drystate #Rasoda @YMukhate @narendramodi #AnujKapadia #Bollywood @StarPlus

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Waking up at 5 am, first time in forever, to the beautiful sound of a million messages “Hi” “Msg nahi jaa rha hai” “Testing 123” “Yaar mera internet kharab hai” #serverdown #facebookdown #WhatsApp #facebookoutage #facebookcrash #facebookwhistleblower #instagramdown

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non-twitter users waiting for whatsapp servers to come back up
#facebookdown #WhatsApp #WhatsAppDown #serverdown

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Meanwhile Twitter, I should've also copied stories and reels.
#serverdown #facebookdown #WhatsApp #TikTok #MARK #DeleteFacebook

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*Facebook Servers are down*
Meanwhile Mark Zuckerberg
#WhatsApp #serverdown #facebookdown

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This could be a great safety hazard Pls look into it #SafetyFirst #CongestedDelhi @bsesdelhi @MCDdelhi @RamvirBidhuri @rameshbidhuri @OfficialSdmc @MUKESHSURYAN @SDMC_Official @PublicSdmc @LtGovDelhi @HSdmc @official_dda

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This would create a lot of chaos in already chaotic Delhi. Pls look into it @ArvindKejriwal @SatyendarJain @bsesdelhi @OfficialSdmc @MCDdelhi @tatapower_ddl @TataPower @PMOIndia @MinOfPower #SafetyFirst #CongestedDelhi

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Motivation for a good decision. Never leaving my bed and Oreos.

#thursdaymorning #MotivationalQuotes #thursdayvibes

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Never Sleep during physics lecture and buy a van with a pool on the roof.

#motivation #Physics

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Just like every other left handed cricketer, #AlvaroMorata is good on the offside. Only problem is he's playing football. #JuveBarca #ChampionsLeague #IPL2020

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Easy coffee Cake is always loved! ❤️
#Cooking #Coffee #Cake

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RR is like every brat in India. Din chalta hi Buttler ki wajah s hai.

#RR #RRvsMI #MIvsRR #MI #Butler #IPL2020

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@mipaltan 's first four overs as a bowling team has just added few extra runs to their own total. #IPL2020 #MumbaiIndians #RajasthanRoyals #IPL @rajasthanroyals #bumrah

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It should have been 10-1, it should have been 10-1. You f***in ba****ds, it should have been 10-1. #ManTot #penchesterunited #Spurs #ManCity #ManUtd #oleatthewheel #PremierLeague

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Finally loading up harsh/happiness in Harshal Patel’s bad day! Hattrick?

#IPL2020 #DCvKKR #HarshalPatel #DC #DelhiCapitals

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Amit Mishra ji,
Free Hit de gaye, 6 le gaye

#IPL2020 #DCvsKKR #KKRvsDC

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Amit Mishra ji,
Gill le gaye, Dill le gaye

#DC #KKR #DCvKKR #DCvsKKR #KKRvDC #KKRvsDC #Gill #Mishra #AmitMishra #IPL2020

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Bichare Mishra ji, Chahal ki tarah Aatmanirbhar nahi ban paaye

#DCvsKKR #KKRvsDC #RCBvsRR #RCBvRR #RRvsRCB #amitmishra #Chahal #Aatmanirbhar #Mishraji

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What is Bengali about KKR, except the name?

#KKRvDC #DCvsKKR #KKR #KolkataKnightRiders #Bengali

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Jofra Archer was really into masochism today.

@JofraArcher
#IPL2020 #RRvsRCB #RCBvRR #RR #RajasthanRoyals #IPL