fish magician

student. reply guy. astro/political/hockey community lurker. ♓️

[fish magician @Whoopass_AGoGo]

Finding out that dogs point with their ears was actually game changing for learning to bond with and train my formerly neglected chow

[fish magician @Whoopass_AGoGo]

One of these days I’m gonna run for my district congressional office and when I do I’m running on 2 things:

1. A ban on data center construction
2. Make the tap water actually drinkable

[fish magician @Whoopass_AGoGo]

@milkstrology

[fish magician @Whoopass_AGoGo]

@empressatlantis Ah, my pre-op nose

[meredith @noyeahobviously]

“Our troops are gonna rape y’all like crazy lol” is basically what he said

[fish magician @Whoopass_AGoGo]

Being anti ai in the workplace has made the founder of a cannabis company track me down and show up to my job to attempt to intimidate me into silence for posting about how much I hate his company’s egregious use of AI

[becca @ihaterussobros]

being anti ai in the workplace has people talking about you like you’re crazy

[fish magician @Whoopass_AGoGo]

I’ll dap up your baby

I’ll dap up your grandpa

Idgaf

[fish magician @Whoopass_AGoGo]

@loveberrymagic Buckhorn was actually an incorrect guess lmfao

[fish magician @Whoopass_AGoGo]

@full_moonbb Miltank, piplup, pachirisu, mimikyu, bulbasaur are all safe bets

[fish magician @Whoopass_AGoGo]

If you replace the chase with an ATM only navy federal, there’s one of these right off the I25 and 120th exit

[Mason Home Builder @bankertobuilder]

Just designed the perfect strip mall that will get exactly zero visitors each day

[fish magician @Whoopass_AGoGo]

@notageminimoon You just post your thoughts and then like once a week you go back and delete half of them lol

[fish magician @Whoopass_AGoGo]

The sun is fallen in Libra because there is an egotism in the drive to need an answer, justification for everything, when sometimes the world is just unfair and chaotic

[fish magician @Whoopass_AGoGo]

@empressatlantis When it’s a moon-Venus-mars conjunction in my 5H and he says that shit

[fish magician @Whoopass_AGoGo]

I actually love having a 12H exalted Venus so much, I love walking into new spiritual circles and being happily welcomed by the elders and leaders of the spaces

[🌸FLOWER CHILD VT🌸 @VT5210]

To the Zoomer, the top two seem as quaint as "werewolf" and "vampire" seem to the millennial.

Horror seems silly if you don't know the real fear it's representing. The problems Zoomers face are simulacrum and alienation.

[Liv @Liv_Agar]

This tweet is like the inverse of how wealthy Christians must feel about the camel/eye of a needle Jesus quote

[fish magician @Whoopass_AGoGo]

@astrologyjesus Yes

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RIP BOZO