Reasons I'm Single

The million reasons I'm never getting the ring by spring. #LiveFromBaylor

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I can't wait for that midnight kiss.... With that burrito #ReasonsImSingle

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I can't even make it to a final on time... Never less a date #ReasonsWhyImSingle

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Prioritizing happy hours based on food, first and second, alcohol... on the first day of dead days. #ReasonsWhyImSingle

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Shameless snapchat duck faces in the middle of a restaurant. #ReasonsImSingle

[Texas Humor @TexasHumor]

#MentionSomebodyYoureThankfulFor whoever invented tacos

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I fought my grandpa for control of the tv remote, because Keeping up with Kardashians was on. #ReasonsWhyImSingle

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@TorchyTaco okay fine. Down to keep is causal. See you in Waco.

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@TorchyTaco so should we make this facebook official?

[Torchy's Tacos @torchystacos]

@WhyIHaveNoBFBU We'd date ya'. #tacodate

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I'm more excited for Torchy's coming to Waco than I am for Christmas. #ReasonsWhyImSingle

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Sober late night Taco Bell runs.... With the whole house #ReasonsWhyImSingle

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Eating ice cream while Tindering #ReasonsWhyImSingle

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What do you mean you don't take Tinder seriously? #ReasonsWhyImSingle

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I was going to go buy deodorant but.... Netflix. #ReasonsWhyImSingle

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Queso #ReasonsWhyImSingle

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“@_CollegeHumor_: I don't really get along with 99% of people” #ReasonsIDontHaveABF

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The faces I make on snapchat... #ReasonsWhyImSingle

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Scruff's Karaoke #ReasonsWhyImSingle

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Because....

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I just pulled a cookie the size of my face out of my backpack.... #ThisIsWhyImHot