Kai

"Silêncio, vai embora, me deixa, perdão"
-jbj

[Kai @WhyKaiu]

against all odds.

[Kai @WhyKaiu]

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[Kai @WhyKaiu]

@punishednuz im going to BEAT you

[nuz @punishednuz]

got carried in a ranked game by dis yunara that went like 15/1 and then she typed "sub to my onlyfans [blank] so u can watch me get fucked and feel better about me fucking you" is this the greatest game of all time

[Sagee4🇳🇬 @Sagee4G]

Reminder to never show niggas your old edgy photos 🫩

[Degen CPA | Drew @DrewVento]

Some amazing things are happening on instagram

[Mobius Dick 🇨🇦 @MobyDickSpoiler]

Beastmode

[joe 🌱 COMMS OPEN! @siryus_art]

walked to the wrong solar system
#bigwalk #outerwilds

[michelle @fluffygirlpaws]

oh my god this game is amazing

[Mahoraga @EGSDSDGMahoraga]

"haha lmfao hes calling him retar-"

[Kai @WhyKaiu]

grown ass man prolly in these comments

[Katemis The Jolly @KatTheThird]

Just played against a booster on his friends plat account my god yall are cringe @drewlevin

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

I mentioned that my garage door was making a sound.

An American immediately said, "I got a guy."

He did not ask what the sound was. He did not ask what kind of door. He produced a guy on the basis of the word garage.

I asked who the guy was.

He said, "Just a guy."

He did not have a company name. He had a first name and a phone number in his phone saved as "Mike Garage."

That is the contact name. Mike Garage. As though Garage is his surname. As though there is a family.

I asked how he found this guy.

"My brother-in-law used him."

I asked if the brother-in-law was satisfied.

He thought about it. Then he said, "He's still standing."

The house is still standing. That is the entire review.

Inside I said: THEY DO NOT KEEP RECORDS. THEY KEEP LOYALTIES.

I called Mike Garage. He answered from inside a vehicle. There was wind. He said he could come Tuesday between eleven and four.

Between eleven and four. A window of five hours. In my country this would be a scandal. Here it is generous. He gave me a window at all. Some guys do not give you a window. Some guys say "Tuesday" and that is the whole appointment.

He came at 1:40.

He fixed it in twenty minutes. He charged me less than I expected and he did not take a card, only cash or an app I had never heard of.

Before leaving he looked at my water heater, which I had not mentioned, and said, "That's gonna go."

I asked when.

"Couple years."

I asked what I should do.

He said, "I'll give you a guy."

He gave me a guy. Mike Garage has a guy. The guy has a guy. There is a network beneath this country made entirely of men named after their function, and none of them advertise, and all of them are busy.

Inside I said: THERE IS A SECOND NATION HERE. IT HAS NO SIGNS. IT IS ENTERED ONLY BY INTRODUCTION.

I have been given four guys since.

I have a guy for trees.

I did not know I needed a guy for trees.

I have trees now, apparently. They are my responsibility. A man named Rick told me so and then left.