Your mom controls 85% of the money spent in the house...
...n every marketer on earth is still begging 22yo broke dudes to buy another AI tool
So yeah, fake Facebook aunties are going to win
Young male marketers keep making content for themselves
Trading, SaaS, dropshipping, "how i made $10k in 30 days," another hoodie brand, another software nobody's wife would ever open
Meanwhile the buyer with the card saved, Prime active, kids grown, kitchen problems, hormone problems, sleep problems, dog problems, home projects, skincare routines, n actual disposable income is sitting on Facebook watching recipe videos
Nobody wants to admit this because it sounds unsexy as hell
But unsexy buyers buy
If u want the easiest version, start with the rooms she already spends money fixing
- Kitchen
- Bathroom
- Bedroom
- Pantry
- Garden
- Dog corner
- Laundry room
- Little home gym she swears she will use after summer
Then pick a character who belongs in that room
Auntie in the kitchen
Clean-living wife in the bathroom
Garage dad by the tool wall
Dog mom on the couch with the little terrorist next to her
Now steal language from places where she already complains
Amazon 1-star reviews, Facebook group comments, Pinterest searches, YouTube comments under "over 50" videos, Reddit threads where women write paragraphs about one annoying problem like they are filing a police report
That language is the ad
"My knees crack when i stand up" beats "joint support"
"My pantry makes me want to cry" beats "home organization"
"My dog licks his paws all night" beats "pet wellness"
"My husband keeps buying ugly lights" beats "home decor finds"
The script should sound like she said it first, then ur character answered
That is why it works
The buyer feels seen before she feels sold
Here is the dumb little structure i would use:
- Repeat her exact pain back to her
- Give one tiny fix she can try today
- Mention the product as part of the fix
- Send the Amazon list in DM when she comments
Example:
"If ur pantry makes u want to cry, start with the cereal boxes. Put them in clear containers, label the front, and stop letting 9 half-open bags turn ur cabinet into a crime scene. I sent my exact containers in the list"
That will sell more than some polished "top 5 organization products" video bc it sounds like a human who has actually opened a fucked up pantry before
Do 2 helpful videos for every product video
The helpful ones can be tiny: one recipe change, one storage trick, one dog grooming tip, one bedtime routine, one cleaning hack, whatever makes her think "oh shit, this page gets my life"
Sometimes the richest audience on the internet is ignored because the mfs who know how to reach them think the niche will make them look gay...
Good
Let them keep selling AI prompts to broke dudes with 3 maxed credit cards
The woman with the household card does not care if ur product is cool on twitter
She cares if the fake auntie in the video feels familiar enough to trust
The algorithm gives attention to repetition
Amazon gives checkout trust
The character gives emotional permission
The marketer who stops needing the niche to look cool gets paid
The rest can keep posting "founder lessons" to 19 year olds who refund everything
Walmart pays content creators up to 18% commission on every sale + has zero AI content detection + zero creator competition...
Every operator on this app is fighting over tiktok shop's 4% rate while the largest retailer in america sits there w an empty creator portal + a 6 figure ladder for anyone w a phone.
Walmart Creator launched 2 yrs ago. 96% of "AI content gurus" have never opened the dashboard. walmart .com/creator. Free to join. 24 hr approval.
The commission stack:
- 4% baseline on grocery (still higher than amazon's 1%)
- 8% on home goods
- 12% on baby + kids
- up to 18% on furniture, appliances, seasonal
Compare to tiktok shop: 4-15% w 280,000 other creators bidding on the same SKUs.
Compare to amazon associates: 3-8% w 1.2 million creators flooding it.
Walmart creator total enrolled: under 4,400 as of last quarter.
That's not a typo.
The audience is the part nobody understands. Walmart .com gets 410 million monthly visits. Mostly women 38-72. Mostly suburban. Mostly buying on impulse from product pages they got referred to. Every product page has a creator referral embed slot half the platform doesn't even know exists.
(btw walmart's tracking cookie is 7 days. amazon's is 24 hours. that means every link u drop on walmart compounds for a full week of attribution while amazon dies overnight. nobody on twitter has caught this yet)
A faceless walmart creator page running grandmother home goods content is pulling $14,800 a week from one tiktok account before brand bonus pools kick in.
Sometimes the cheat code is just opening the website everyone forgot existed.
Walmart's average customer earns $84,200/yr n spends $4,200/yr in store. The poor here is u.
Have fun w that one g 😂
Tax expert says parents can write off $15,750 by putting their own kids on payroll
"Put them on payroll, you can pay your child up to $15,750 without your child needing to file a tax return"
"That’s a $15,750 deduction"
"Then from the $15,750, you can take $6,000 and stuff it into the Roth IRA, and that money is growing tax free"
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Lipstick commercial with nano banana pro 💄
Prompt: Use only the female face provided by the user.
The facial identity must remain 100% identical in all frames:
same facial proportions, same eyes, nose, lips, jawline, cheekbones.
No face swap drift, no identity change between panels.
No stylization of the face.
No plastic skin.
Natural skin texture with visible pores and realistic makeup texture.
COMPOSITION:
Create a 3x3 grid layout (nine images total), perfectly aligned.
Each panel is square, evenly spaced, identical margins.
Editorial beauty campaign style.
High-end cosmetics advertising look.
BACKGROUND:
Solid deep red background (#B11226 style tone).
Same red color across all 9 panels.
No gradients, no texture on background.
OUTFIT & ACCESSORIES (CONSISTENT):
- Blue tailored blazer
- White shirt
- Red necktie
- Red acetate eyeglasses
- Hair pulled back into a sleek ponytail
- Red manicure (hands + nails match lipstick tone)
MAKEUP:
Bold red lipstick (creamy, high-pigment).
Clean eyeliner.
Soft glow on skin.
No over-smoothing.
Lip texture clearly visible.
PANEL-BY-PANEL DETAILS (MUST MATCH):
TOP ROW:
1-Smiling portrait, holding lipstick horizontally near mouth, teeth visible.
2-Side angle, eyes closed, applying lipstick directly to lips.
3-Close portrait, looking sideways, lipstick held vertically near cheek.
MIDDLE ROW:
4-Laughing expression, both hands lifting the red glasses, lipstick visible.
5-Extreme close-up of lips only, lipstick touching teeth, ultra-detailed texture.
6-Side profile, playful expression.
BOTTOM ROW:
7-Hands-only shot: two lipsticks crossed in front of chest, red nails visible.
8-Three-quarter portrait, lipstick near lips, confident gaze.
9-Extreme close-up of eye behind red glasses, eyebrow and skin texture visible.
PRODUCT:
Black lipstick tube with minimal white branding.
Brand text sharp and readable.
Same product in all panels.
LIGHTING:
Studio lighting, soft but contrasty.
Even light across all panels.
Subtle highlights on skin and lips.
No harsh shadows.
QUALITY & REALISM:
Ultra high resolution.
Editorial magazine quality.
Perfect focus.
No blur.
No AI artifacts.
IMPORTANT RULES:
- The face MUST be exactly the uploaded face in every panel.
- Expression may change, identity must NOT.
- Do NOT cartoonize.
- Do NOT stylize the face.
- Do NOT change outfit or colors.
- Only poses and crop change per panel.
STYLE:
Luxury cosmetics campaign.
Hyper-realistic.
Nano Banana Pro Edit.
Ultra clean composite.