Why We Need a Sitcom

4 roommates, 1 kitchen (lol that sounds like a bad porno) | We're just 4 weirdos posting the funny shit that goes down in our lives | Hit us up reality TV!

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"He pissed you off so I pissed in his shower." -milf

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Stealing the neighbors mattresses #just316things

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"Wanna get really drunk and pierce my nose?" -milf
"Sure" -princess
"Oh my god no!!" -mom
WE'RE BACK BITCHES

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"You fuck him once, twice...maybe a few more times and he still comes to the fucking wedding!" -mom

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"His last girlfriend was so pretty"
"Who was it"
"Me"

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"Will you get me condoms?" -little sister
"No raw dog it, grow up" -older sister

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"I'm gonna go make kitty inhale katnip so we can be high together"

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There's so many Deers!!
#grammar #soeducated

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"Keep on communicating" #advisefromSue

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I'll pay for the whole abortion because I'm a gentleman.
#chivalryisnotdead

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"Oh yeah I flirt with him every time he comes to the store. He's married." -milf
*trips. Almost falls and spills a whole cup of water* -👀

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"The amount of people that say my dog looks like a cow.."-milf
"Just because she has black spots? This is why we have racism."-👀

#BabyVera

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"He's cute!!" -milf
"He's not my type" -👀
"He's my type. He's tall and an engineer!" -milf

#RandomPartyDowntown

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At work I said I was sad cuz it was mothers day & I wasn't home with my baby. Someone asked how old and I just said 2 months-milf

#BabyVera

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Vera likes attention and belly rubs just like her mother.
#ThisIsWhyWeCallHerMilf #BabyVera

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Baby Vera is teething and she just bit milfs nipple. THIS is why we need a TV show.

#BabyVera

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"They're on fleek because they're persian! Look at those wrists!"-Crazy Eyes

#PersiansDoItBetter https://t.co/QhKY5cFEy6

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When the Clique's ampme game is on FLEEK👌

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@QamSuirke we're dead...can confirm after mom's birthday (SHE'S 21!) I for one and pretty dead lol-👀 https://t.co/4KKivcxxfs

[Qam @QamSuirke]

@WhyWeNeedAShow yo its been a day since your last tweet...you guys dead orrrrrr?

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Welcome Vera, the newest bitch in the family.

#BabyVera