Eitri the Forest Sage

A Bit Wicked… Just a LITTLE.

[Eitri the Forest Sage @WickedDwarfSage]

You have Summoned… EITRI!

"I am Eitri, a humble scholar. To be the Hero summoned is...exhilarating."

•Just over 4 Feet of pure TERROR!

•And absolute genius and totally NOT a megalomaniac.

Mostly Crack RP!

Adult Themes Possible?

#FERP #FireEmblemRP #MVRP

#Hanai🌺

[Eitri the Forest Sage @WickedDwarfSage]

“Will you all shut up?!”

[Eitri the Forest Sage @WickedDwarfSage]

“… —trick or treat. Now give it to me!”

[🌑⋆𝑵𝒊𝒏𝒂⋆👬 @robinhoodyaoi]

The saying is trick or treat. The more excited you can sound, the better. Though that part might be too hard for you.

[Eitri the Forest Sage @WickedDwarfSage]

“Ugh, you little-… What was this ridiculous chant I must say?”

[🌑⋆𝑵𝒊𝒏𝒂⋆👬 @robinhoodyaoi]

It's the same candies as last time. I can promise you that much. So say the magic words if you want them.

[Eitri the Forest Sage @WickedDwarfSage]

“I could erase you and not a soul would care!”

[⌜Sᴇᴠᴇʀᴀ⌟ 𝚊𝚔𝚊 “ѕєlєnα” @AwakeningMerc]

❝And to think you were this big bad witch that everyone was afraid of a couple years back…❞

[Eitri the Forest Sage @WickedDwarfSage]

“Impudent child! You dare deny MY request?!”

[🌑⋆𝑵𝒊𝒏𝒂⋆👬 @robinhoodyaoi]

No.

[Eitri the Forest Sage @WickedDwarfSage]

“Ugh… Don’t remind me…”

[⌜Sᴇᴠᴇʀᴀ⌟ 𝚊𝚔𝚊 “ѕєlєnα” @AwakeningMerc]

❝Just because they’re annoying doesn’t give you the right to just kill ‘em off.

You’d be in breach of contract with Askr too.❞

[Eitri the Forest Sage @WickedDwarfSage]

“… Show me the candy first.”

[🌑⋆𝑵𝒊𝒏𝒂⋆👬 @robinhoodyaoi]

I told you last time I'd only give you tricks if you asked for more. This is me being nice.

Trick or treat is what everyone else has to say to get candy. You'll just be participating.

[Eitri the Forest Sage @WickedDwarfSage]

“Perhaps I should vaporize a few? Just for fun?”

[⌜Sᴇᴠᴇʀᴀ⌟ 𝚊𝚔𝚊 “ѕєlєnα” @AwakeningMerc]

❝Admittedly only a few of us, me included, are tolerable.

The rest are immature brats.❞

[Eitri the Forest Sage @WickedDwarfSage]

“One of you was too much.”

[⌜Sᴇᴠᴇʀᴀ⌟ 𝚊𝚔𝚊 “ѕєlєnα” @AwakeningMerc]

Another me…?

Gawdsdamnit.

[Eitri the Forest Sage @WickedDwarfSage]

“Are you mocking me…?”

[🌑⋆𝑵𝒊𝒏𝒂⋆👬 @robinhoodyaoi]

If you say trick or treat I might consider it.

[☆ ★ 𝕊𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕒 ★ ☆ @CutShyOfPerfect]

★ ☆𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐒𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐃𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐫☆ ★

ᴀɴ ᴀᴍʙɪᴛɪᴏᴜꜱ ʀᴇᴄʀᴜɪᴛ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʟᴏᴡ ꜱᴇʟꜰ-ᴇꜱᴛᴇᴇᴍ ᴀɴᴅ ᴀ ʙᴀᴅ ᴀᴛᴛɪᴛᴜᴅᴇ.

❝𝙒𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙄 𝙜𝙤, 𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙨𝙝𝙖𝙙𝙤𝙬 𝙛𝙤𝙡𝙡𝙤𝙬𝙨.❞

#FERP x #MVRP

‘Corrected Timeline’ AU

(More Info Below)

[Eitri the Forest Sage @WickedDwarfSage]

@robinhoodyaoi

“I require more of this ‘candy.’”

[Eitri the Forest Sage @WickedDwarfSage]

@LUMINARYLOVING “Where are your parents?!”💢

[Eitri the Forest Sage @WickedDwarfSage]

Shoving a handful of chocolates into her mouth.

“… hmph.”

[Eitri the Forest Sage @WickedDwarfSage]

“I-I am merely experimenting with these! Do not mistake this for gratitude!”

With a huff and barely contained grin, she proudly looked upon her haul.

[🌑⋆𝑵𝒊𝒏𝒂⋆👬 @robinhoodyaoi]

[ Hat to hat candy swap. ]

Fine, fine. But don't come asking for more later. Otherwise all you'll get are tricks.

[Eitri the Forest Sage @WickedDwarfSage]

Eitri would certainly know, she removed her own massive hat and held the open end out to Nina.

“Put the treats in here, no tricks. And all of them!”

[🌑⋆𝑵𝒊𝒏𝒂⋆👬 @robinhoodyaoi]

Hmm. Well, it is the season. Sure. Take as many as you want.

[ Holding out her hat to her, revealing... a lot of candy inside. Different kinds too. Big hats have their uses. ]

[Eitri the Forest Sage @WickedDwarfSage]

“Silence… I demand more of these, only for study. Do not get the wrong idea.”

Her eyes narrowed, but she struggled to keep her usual scowl when she was enjoying the sweets.

[🌑⋆𝑵𝒊𝒏𝒂⋆👬 @robinhoodyaoi]

[ Making a face. She did not just try to eat the wrapper- ]

Well you do /look/ less sour. If only that fixed your personality too.

[Eitri the Forest Sage @WickedDwarfSage]

Her face screamed doubt as she took the treat from her. She popped it into her mouth, wrapper and all.

“M-Mnn?” Her expressions recoiled in disgust, reaching for her mouth to pull the wrapper out.

That seemed to put on a more pleasant look on her face.

“… hmph.”

[🌑⋆𝑵𝒊𝒏𝒂⋆👬 @robinhoodyaoi]

Uh-huh...

[ She's pulling candy out of her hat to offer her. ]

Give it a try.

[Eitri the Forest Sage @WickedDwarfSage]

“Sweet? Sounds childish… But I will humor this theory. Bring me the candy of sweetness!”

[🌑⋆𝑵𝒊𝒏𝒂⋆👬 @robinhoodyaoi]

It's just the benefit of being dressed up in this witches costume. People give it out easily.

Something sweet might cure that sour look on your face.

[Eitri the Forest Sage @WickedDwarfSage]

“Candy? That is for children. I suppose it’s fitting that you enjoy it.”

The dwarf gritted her teeth, clearly agitated.

[🌑⋆𝑵𝒊𝒏𝒂⋆👬 @robinhoodyaoi]

Aww, did I get too close to the truth? Do you need some harvest festival candy to cheer you up?