M_S🌚

BRO!!

[Blaze Officiel @B3laze]

When your girl is about to dip:

[Vionna @Kurlycheeks]

My fave Kenyanism word: Rada? Depending on the context it could mean WTF? It could mean “seriously?”. It could mean “what’s up?”. It could mean “the hell’s wrong with you?” And you can understand it by the tone someone uses when saying it, and I find it so beautiful.

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

I’ll never understand work beef. Just do your job and go home 😭

[issah @1nissah]

Nafungua portal napata wameniekea F na mimi ni male

[Sullivan @mfsvlly]

A whole stand on 10 toes nigga like me homa imenitwanga yamba. This is probably how Samson felt in the hands of that evil bitch Delilah

[Blaze Officiel @B3laze]

Nafaa kua outside leo na sina outsiding money

[Palmwine Papi @spicedliver]

"She needs to unlock the provider in you" 😂😂😂

[Thomas “Stonewall” Jackson @TomJack42069]

I wonder what people did at internships before reels existed

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

Salary increases usually come from changing companies, not working harder.

[Weeh Mzee™ @weehmzeee]

Bachelors after cleaning their room huwa wanajipromise haitawai fika hio situation tena, wiki ikiisha wanaanza kutafuta mahali kitanda iko

[Blaze Officiel @B3laze]

Dem akirudi si ati anakurate.

Ni dust ameona kwa streets akaona uko safer

[Socratesino @Socratesino]

Il est méconnaissable… en plus c’est la 1ère fois que je le vois porter une cravate

[Kartelo🦍🇦🇷 @curtiske8]

Mtu anataka umpeleke kwenu na ata wewe hauendangi

[Punstar @roywahome9]

Watu wa 2nk jamani😂😭

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

When you are born into a family with a present father your chances at life are better than those of your peers born to single mothers . If your father is a fool ,your chances are worse than an orphan .The ability of fathers to bring misery to their children should be studied carefully.

[Gayatollah HIMenei🧊 @harrysreup]

Someone's girlfriend has started using the abbreviation "ml" alot in our conversations and I keep ignoring it. I hope sis is encouraging me to get into machine learning

[Yo,WTF!🍉🇫🇷(🇪🇸) @Kebaso__]

Yule baddie wa Spotify ameniambia 'Tap the burner to learn more' nikaenda kwa gas cooker kushika burner and nothing happened,smh.

[BLINDER @peakyfkn]

When you tell that Kamba colleague about the idea of siphoning fuel from the cars in the company https://t.co/zXORlTwFkO

[Caspata.🐐 @Sp__ke_]

"races"

[purple🍃✨ @doseofpurple_]

not using ai and still getting 60% ai detected has to be the modern version of being accused of witchcraft.