Marilyn & Chelsea

One's about to be a wife and the other, a mom. We're all about being fit (not thin), modern advice, planning and budgeting, faith, and the Oxford comma.

[Marilyn & Chelsea @WifeAndAMom]

Ok Ursula...we. do. NOT. like Ursula. She gotta go.

[Marilyn & Chelsea @WifeAndAMom]

Storm almost kills crew. Baby laughs so hard she gives herself hiccups. Down almost drowns. She cries....?

[Marilyn & Chelsea @WifeAndAMom]

Triton's all "as long as you live under my ocean." Could you imagine your parent saying "as long as you share this Earth and share MY air"?

[Marilyn & Chelsea @WifeAndAMom]

Charlie "LIKE OMG MOM FIREWORRRRRKS!! YEEEEEE!! AND A DOG HOLY SMOKES I LOVE DOGS!!! MORE DOG MORE DOG!!"

[Marilyn & Chelsea @WifeAndAMom]

My child is either evil or a sadist cuz Flounder just got stuck in the helmet and she's cracking up. Charlie "lolz stupid fish...."

[Marilyn & Chelsea @WifeAndAMom]

"OMG OMG A SHARK! I LOVE SHARKS! SLAY SHARK SLAAAAY!!! BAHAHAHA"

[Marilyn & Chelsea @WifeAndAMom]

Movie according to Charlie "OMGGGG BIRDS! HOLY CRAP LOOK AT THE BIRDS I LOOOOVE BIRDS"

[Marilyn & Chelsea @WifeAndAMom]

Thought of fast forwarding thru the shark scene because its sudden and scary...nope apparently thats hillarious.

[Marilyn & Chelsea @WifeAndAMom]

Well, withing the first 7 mins (the ship and seagull scene) we have giggles and actual. squeals. #wehaveamermaidonourhands

[Marilyn & Chelsea @WifeAndAMom]

Soooo Charlie's first time watching Little Mermaid, I don't have high hopes. Beauty & Beast, Fox & Hound, Snow White and Pooh were a bust...

[Marilyn & Chelsea @WifeAndAMom]

@TampaBayTraffic what is going on east 60 (coirtney campbell causeway)? Everyone is pulled over and getting oit and taking pix of something

[Marilyn & Chelsea @WifeAndAMom]

Hey, M! How far have you gotten with baby Charlie?? -C #CheerioStackChallenge

[Marilyn & Chelsea @WifeAndAMom]

Only everyday, right M? 😂
-C #CubicleLyfe https://t.co/FtzEjXavTc

[Cubicle Life @SurviveThe9to5]

https://t.co/L3ljjGYO76 Tweet of the Day - @amsedor - "Why, yes, I DID have a wonderful lunch, thank you for asking"

[Kent Graham @KentWGraham]

I like making my kids do their chores as I sip from the #1 Dad mug they got me for Father’s Day.

[Marilyn & Chelsea @WifeAndAMom]

And when she won't sleep and won't let you sleep, you play dress up -M

[Marilyn & Chelsea @WifeAndAMom]

#GreatRead

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The Vikings were basically mid-century Reavers. #AllMyNerds -M

[Marilyn & Chelsea @WifeAndAMom]

The ultimate #FlashbackFriday to last week when I was still pregnant fornthe last time and Charlie arrived!! -M

[Marilyn & Chelsea @WifeAndAMom]

The dog ate my shoes #MakeMeMadIn5Words -M

[Marilyn & Chelsea @WifeAndAMom]

I have been labeled an "intimidating" woman -M https://t.co/42OnFnL15T

[Elite Daily @EliteDaily]

Self-hate gets you nowhere.
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