WaffleSquirrelsWife

Hypocrisy is a tribute vice pays to virtue. ~ François de La Rochefoucauld

[WaffleSquirrelsWife @WifeWaffle]

@budlight just so you know I got an email inviting me to fill out a docusign to get a free @NFL #sundayticket it looked legit. Just letting you know. I would like Sunday Ticket. But not this way.

[WaffleSquirrelsWife @WifeWaffle]

@sprocket532 @SPHL What did he do?

[WaffleSquirrelsWife @WifeWaffle]

But really? Tech wire? I was expecting it to be a “smart home” not a trap house. [email protected] you should be embarrassed. Why not sell the helicopter and hire 5 real people to write news articles. Are you listening @wncn @abc11 ? #raleigh #tvnews #reporterlife #aifail

[WaffleSquirrelsWife @WifeWaffle]

@WRAL I cannot unfollow you quick enough. Your 10th AI selection of this “breaking news” was generated using public data feeds and artificial intelligence. This is laughable. Why do you think a house selling on Fayette’Nam is important to anyone but the buyer and seller.

[WaffleSquirrelsWife @WifeWaffle]

@farukken #fatguy in a little coat

[WaffleSquirrelsWife @WifeWaffle]

@MarkHamill I thought it was more the force of the “stinky pigs” in those boots.

[WaffleSquirrelsWife @WifeWaffle]

@AmericanIdol @lukebryan @katyperry @LionelRichie please tell/suggest @OliSteeleMusic to do Jose Feliciano’s version of “Light My Fire”. #AmericanIdol let him wield that @BreedloveGuitar axe! #guitar #vocals

[💕 @SHARKBlTEE]

help

[David Stafford @dstafford]

@Formerly_Dwayne @Canes Claimed! #ProudDad

[WaffleSquirrelsWife @WifeWaffle]

@pibot_s @mo46847080 @sellrainak @jazzsnazz1 @actual_gays @JamesBradleyCA @krassenstein

[World Bollard Association™ @WorldBollard]

What’s your favourite speed?
#WorldBollardAssociation

[WaffleSquirrelsWife @WifeWaffle]

@lavern_spicer @PollsnOpinions Yes

[WaffleSquirrelsWife @WifeWaffle]

@gayratcleric We all witnessed @samsmith #JumpTheShark #wtf

[WaffleSquirrelsWife @WifeWaffle]

@amuse @RealLyndaCarter 🤣

[West Seneca Police @wspolice]

The call is coming from inside the house

[WaffleSquirrelsWife @WifeWaffle]

I would describe today’s musical guest on @CBSMornings as both patronizing and monotonous. She has crept into the mind of a jazz theorist and appropriates Joni Mitchell to convey her cacophony. Please. Make it stop. #unfortunateNoise

[Russ @RBLII31]

@reedgalen @ProjectLincoln Even the right wing NY POST has dumped the seditious insurrectionist. Next stop, jail.

[Diver Dan @DYVRDAN]

@RBLII31 @reedgalen @ProjectLincoln Ha!… glad to see that 1 of the nicknames that I’ve been using to refer to that Monstrous Mandarin Manatee was thought by someone else too ( unless they saw it on here.) I love it either way. Great article, btw👍😎

[WaffleSquirrelsWife @WifeWaffle]

@DYVRDAN @RBLII31 @reedgalen @ProjectLincoln Already working 👀

[WaffleSquirrelsWife @WifeWaffle]

@DYVRDAN @RBLII31 @reedgalen @ProjectLincoln Please, what are you charging for the use of “Monstrous Mandarin Manatee”? I’m sure I can’t afford it. It’s on my Christmas list.