Neil Chapman

Nonsensical drivel. You'll soon unfollow.

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Yellow ball season ⚽️ @PJSmirk

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@arvidkahl Get a job.

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“…everything is made up, countries, money, property rights…”

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Glad I’m not working for AWS today!

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The dog has gone off cheese. He’s dead to me.

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I’ve finally given up on summer and packed the paddling pool away.

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Put #cheese on your #hotcrossbun. You’ll thank me for it.

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I made six figures last year. 💰

I was the worst employee at the toy factory. 🧸 🏭

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@OUFCOfficial when does the @AmazonUK documentary drop? #OUFC 🏆🆙

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@PJSmirk @superspurs34 Did he?

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@RealBobMortimer Funniest thing ever - watching you fall over

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@PJSmirk They all kept their name the same except Tottenham / Spurs?

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There are rumours he’ll retire after the World Cup in December.

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@BorisJohnson you’re getting sacked in the morning! You don’t know what you’re doing!! Off off off!!!

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@PJSmirk @superspurs34 Spurs don’t play in the World Cup you melon

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@PJSmirk @superspurs34 I’m “mental” apparently

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@PJSmirk @superspurs34 Isn’t that what a “contract” is?

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@PJSmirk Were champions League qualification spots different over those 5 seasons then?

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@PJSmirk No

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@KurtZouma feline miserable