My wife crashed her car this morning.
When the police came she said the man involved was on his mobile phone and eating a sandwich at the time.
The police advised her the man was entitled to do whatever he wanted in his own conservatory.
@peterrhague Here’s the UK 10y gilt yield-to-fucked scale:
4%: fucked
5%: proper fucked
6%: utterly fucked
7%+: time to buy tinned goods
Currently sitting at ~5.2% (highest since 2008). Proper fucked.
Wigan Athletic losing their first 3 league games of the season for the 1st time in 32 years since the pre-Dave Whelan days under Kenny Swain in the 4th tier in 1994. #wafc bottom of League One without a league win in 6 since April 14. Wimbledon’s 1st lg win + 1st goal of campaign
@MrEddieChaplin@ForeverWAFC He is mate. Everytime I’m in the posh bit he wants to chat. He’s even sorted both kids out with signed stuff and took them to meet the players when he’s be comparing in the lounges