In years to come I will quip, "let's partly like it's 2020" meaning all of you fuck of to your own house and leave me alone.
Be warned, you will be expected to understand.
I'm seriously digressing here (I'm always going off on a tandem) so please bear with me (patience is a virgin after all) but another of my favourite malapropisms is “you're always looking for escape goat”
TODAY'S FACT: A man is like a beautiful rose, treat him well and he will blossom. This means pampering him with gifts to make him more handsome and decorating him with expensive jewellery. Spending money on a man proves above all else that you love, cherish and respect him.