This should result in Kirby not coaching next week. Unacceptable should be fined and/or suspended.
Also, if you're trying to argue for UGAs culture, this certainly doesn't help.
Whoever initially sold the toaster gets a gold star. (Pre pop tart, toaster strudel, eggo)
Sales: “here’s an appliance that makes only one food!”
Customer: “it’s an entree at least, right?”