Tito

Fuck it we ball

[SHINTAB | シンタブ @SHINTAB_44]

Unironically because Axel says "hell" once in the game and now they can never release it again

[. @playboicurrryy]

how it feels getting caught working out in your room

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

That loud whistle people do with their fingers in their mouths.

[meows @meows4heals]

what are the odds someone would hire me if i put down ffxiv ulti pf raiding on my resume as:
- Worked effectively in small teams to exceed group expectations
- Demonstrated leadership and excellence to improve performance by upwards of 67%
- Improved morale by ‘meowing for heals’

[Xenophon @XenophonFNF]

The packaging looks like the kinda design you'd see on diapers. Like it has that VIBE

[🖤 { Spookyonyx } 🖤 @MbvBaryonix]

Dinosaurs opressed mammals so badly we still have PTSD from them 66 million years after the space rock

[Reevie @reevierat]

tried adding sound

[hungrybox @LiquidHbox]

LET’S TRY THIS AGAIN

If Smash 6 gets announced during this Nintendo Direct, I’m choosing a random person who likes this tweet and sending them $1,000 and posting proof the next day

NO CAP WHATSOEVER

I CANNOT TAKE ANY MORE STEVE

SAVE US SAKURAI PLEASE

[۟ @PeachyStormie]

I went AFK for a second and just see Link get swarmed by roaches ???

[Czarina @fishontherun02]

Free him

[Yori @Yorishiriamori]

@JoeLongBalls you dont get it, hes not rolling to get out of the way, he is rolling because it gives you enough i-frames to bypass the explosion

[JoeLongBalls @JoeLongBalls]

am I way too video game brained or wouldn't a drone with an explosive payload just try to crash in his general area?

[normal @35yearoldfriend]

I can’t stand anyone who complains about how “expensive” things have gotten. Potatoes are $5/pound. Eat a potato for every meal. Boom. Your job sucks. Become a neurosurgeon. There’s tons of YouTube videos. Boom. No excuses.

[PhilLeBrave @PhilLeBrave]

Albert and Einstein

[hoezay @hoezayART]

the chuds are mad at black daisy and the wokes are mad at the sexy women, bro's getting it from ALL sides rn 😭

[paperbat 📄🦇 @slitherwinglove]

my friend has really huge boobs so i asked if shes ever done paizuri with them and she actually answered yes

[Goomb🏳️‍🌈 @TheGoomb1]

unironically the straightest man in persona, i can fathom this guy being gay