Airgasm

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“So where’d you go today?”

“Eh, pretty slow day. Made a mail run to Hyder. That’s about it”

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Those are my wingtip vortices hitting the water just after takeoff

Yeah, I know it's over kinda quickly

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@SpazzFox "What's the mileage?"

Someone might have rolled back the odometer

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@LionNoms Quick—hide!

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@RhapsodyBarks Time really flies. None of those years even feel like they were that long ago!

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@SpazzFox "Furry Community Debates Nearly Everything"

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@SpazzFox @RhapsodyBarks Oh cool, me too

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@cinnabaron Whoops! Too late

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@wryote As real as bigfoot...apparently

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Clearly it's nothing short of a miracle that I'm still alive after... *checks notes*. ...23 years of this

Guess it's time to buy a lottery ticket

[michael @worstmichael]

People know I’m obsessed with aviation and frequently ask me whether it’s safe to fly. My advice is always this: flying commercial is the safest mode of transport. But never fly private or step foot in a helicopter for any reason except getting rescued.

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@RealBryantFox @SpazzFox @wryote @Omega_Gabe @MintyBoop @FurFest "My source is that I made it the fuck up"

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@wryote @_m3saa_ @FurFest Let's see here

Furries disgusted with vendor & practices. They read vendor's intentionally brief/vague statement on the matter, fantasize/assume/embellish in vendor's favor, then -completely- trust their story?

Sounds to me like there are some gears grinding in furries' heads