Public Intellectual

One time I milked a goat. I write a comic

[Public Intellectual @WilhelmKurtz]

I got into a dick measuring contest and I WON! I totally measured the most dicks.

[Public Intellectual @WilhelmKurtz]

Edkbbvfxz

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@reason Always love some @PeterBagge1

[Public Intellectual @WilhelmKurtz]

@DamonHunzeker @IfIwassomething For here am I sitting in a tin can… am I doing this right?

[Public Intellectual @WilhelmKurtz]

@TheCinesthetic Him getting hit by a car and then another car is gold too.

[Public Intellectual @WilhelmKurtz]

@JadedSportsFan @ConanOBrien I award you no points, and may god have mercy on your soul.

[Public Intellectual @WilhelmKurtz]

@mother_win145 @somegrlsam @emilykmay I AM THE ONE WHO BOOTS!

[Public Intellectual @WilhelmKurtz]

@mattyglesias Good thing Orson Welles didn’t take any liberties with William Randolph Hearst!

[Public Intellectual @WilhelmKurtz]

@jonfavs stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed
sack of monkey shit he is!
Hallelujah! Holy shit!
Where's the Tylenol?

[Public Intellectual @WilhelmKurtz]

@jonfavs I want to look him straight in the eye
do and I want to tell him ed what a cheap, lying, no good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking. dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed…

[Public Intellectual @WilhelmKurtz]

@BrianStack153 @StephenM Merry Christmas, Brian to you and yours. What a fucking imp this guy is.

[Public Intellectual @WilhelmKurtz]

More futile, tweeting swear words at @FedEx or verbally abusing their online chatbot? I want to make a person sad!

[Public Intellectual @WilhelmKurtz]

Fuck you, @FedEx!

[Public Intellectual @WilhelmKurtz]

Fuck you, @FedEx!

[Public Intellectual @WilhelmKurtz]

@Ryan_Gasoline @mattyglesias I’d say that’s the other contender. Interestingly w/Spielberg, Jaws, Close Encounters, 1941, Raiders, ET (4 HRs & an SO) average better with Jurassic Park, Schindler's List, Jurassic Park 2, Amistad, Saving Private Ryan (3 home runs, an intentional walk and a ground-rule double).

[Public Intellectual @WilhelmKurtz]

Per his wishes his body was cremated on the outside and his insides were left frozen solid.

[New York Post @nypost]

Frozen burrito inventor Duane Roberts dead at 88 https://t.co/mNcc8vxEE6

[Public Intellectual @WilhelmKurtz]

@RealChrisCal "We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be." — Kurt Vonnegut

[Public Intellectual @WilhelmKurtz]

@TheCinesthetic

[Public Intellectual @WilhelmKurtz]

Peppa Pig exists in the same universe as the Twilight Zone episode Eye of the Beholder.

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Many will remember Michael Madsen for Reservoir Dogs, but his performance in Kill Bill Vol. 2 is quietly beautiful. RIP.