Will Benight

I am a poor wayfaring stranger while traveling through this world of woe.

[Will Benight @WillBenight21]

@BASalmon_29 I'm on it! 😂

[kateeeee @katiesmith_75]

just awkwardly pretending to text so people won't talk to me...

[Will Benight @WillBenight21]

Tighter than Fort Knox. RT @someryatska "Our favorite doors are always locked"

[Kirby Brown @itskirbybabyy]

"99% of the world's lovers are not with their first choice. That's what makes the jukebox play." - Willie Nelson, who turns 83 today.

[Kirby Brown @itskirbybabyy]

Pretty sure the most hopping club in Las Vegas today is the bathroom at this convention center. #lit

[Will Benight @WillBenight21]

Yep...this sounds like me too! https://t.co/1MADLVSZso

[Will Benight @WillBenight21]

Somedays I do not want to do. Today is one of those days.

[Will Benight @WillBenight21]

Sad but true haha RT @someryatska: 2016 gonna suck prolly. Just like every year before. Life's hard 😂

[Will Benight @WillBenight21]

In honor of those who share all they think on twitter and for those wondering "What's Will thinking?"....I want cake for lunch. Just cake.

[Will Benight @WillBenight21]

Guess who has no cavities. This guy! Ain't no drill touching these pearly whites.

[Kirby Brown @itskirbybabyy]

"If not now, then when? And if not me, then who?"

[Will Benight @WillBenight21]

Allegra D winds me tighter than an 8 day clock. I have slept 4 hours in the last 48 hours and I feel close to death...Christmas break please

[Will Benight @WillBenight21]

Raisin Bran..the lunch of champions.

[Will Benight @WillBenight21]

"Did you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt?" Ha #JeffFoxworthy

[Will Benight @WillBenight21]

Thanks 94.9 FM for playing Christmas music before Thanksgiving. I mean is Thanksgiving not good enough? Let's please keep things in order.

[Kirby Brown @itskirbybabyy]

Anybody planning on just hanging out in your underwear watching The Princess Bride this weekend? Weird, me neither... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Will Benight @WillBenight21]

@AngelSWilliams well I hope you enjoyed your "Saturday" lol

[Will Benight @WillBenight21]

It sure is nice to know tomorrow is Saturday. I don't think I could handle the start of a new week.......wait.