Will Bodine

2nd shift real estate investor.

[Will Bodine @WillBodine5]

@life0fStacy13 @bwise90 Pretty sure you had to be accredited to invest with BTurner therefore you would be considered an investing expert per the government. Maybe the investors should be looking in the mirror.

[J.R. Boudouris @JBoudouris]

For anyone who uses StubHub to buy/sell tickets, a cautionary post...

I purchased four tickets to all three sessions of March Madness in St Louis on March 20 and 22 for $2000 total. When Illinois did not end up in the STL bracket, I sold the tickets on Stubhub on March 15...

[Will Bodine @WillBodine5]

@StumpGuyTy Highly recommend new balances. Light ad hell if you get the alloy toe. Been grindin in them going on 7 years now

[C3 @C_3C_3]

DeCarlos Brown arrests…

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What a miscarriage of justice.

Sickening.

[Illini Rant @IlliniRant]

Mirk attempts baseball!

[ᗩᑎT ᗯᖇIGᕼT @itsAntWright]

This was the minute allocation when Illinois and UConn played in November

Still a tough matchup but Illinois isn’t close to the same team.. these minutes are wild to look at

[Illini Isaac @IMAbrose]

Keaton shook his defender so hard that the dude inbounded the ball by catching the swish 😭🤯

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

70 and 80 year old people are generally unemployable due to physical and mental decline but for some reason we allow them to run the entire fucking country.

[jeffonsports @jeff_on_sports]

level of difficulty on jack gohlke’s shots that day remain some of the highest i’ve ever seen. one of the greatest shooting displays you’ll witness https://t.co/zFHdoNarrL

[Illiniwood @BBallSchoILL]

Reminder going into MM for Illini fans:

The worst kenpom rated team Brad has lost to in MM as head coach of Illinois was #22.

Penn is #150
UNC is #29

[History Defined @historydefined]

The banned shot put throw, the cartwheel technique

[Curtis Rogers @AKidFromKent]

Never one to give ASU credit for anything but hitting the smoke machine on Bill Self after he’s been ejected is incredible work by that arena worker

[Md Riyazuddin @riyazmd774]

During a job interview, if they ask: “Do you have any questions for us?”

USE THE GOLDEN RESPONSE: 

[Will Bodine @WillBodine5]

@Theoladeledada Animal doesnt actually die instantly, heart keeps pumping to drain as much blood as possible post electrician. Talk about efficiency

[Martyupnorth®- Unacceptable Fact Checker @Martyupnorth]

A cool demonstration of physics.

The truck is moving forward at 80 km/h. The guy is catapulted in the opposite direction at 80 km/hr.

[IcyVert @IcyVert]

We didn’t even get a fucking Doritos commercial this year. The game is so gone.

[Kevin Gallagher @KevG163]

NFL halftime shows of the 1970s

[Glenn Kinley @glenn_kinley]

It's a joy to cover a basketball team with David Mirkovic on it, truly.

He is a little crazy, and it's awesome.

[Kyle Tausk @ktausk13]

Just absurd.

[Dov Kleiman @NFL_DovKleiman]

𝗧𝗥𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗜𝗡𝗚: Fernando Mendoza was hilariously interviewed by Caleb Pressley 😭😭

This kid is an absolute gem.