Will 🇧🇷

Co-founder of @CroydonUnited, Academy Scout and FA Coaching Level One graduate. Most importantly, Palace 'till I die! ❤💙

[Will 🇧🇷 @WillCPFC03]

Michael Olise is the biggest young prospect in the Premier League.
He is simply sublime. 😌🤌 #CPFC

[Will 🇧🇷 @WillCPFC03]

@DavePhillips19 @DoctorBenjy Found out the solution, because I had the same problem myself. It automatically detects players looking for transfers AND loan, which doesn't work for free agents. Change interest to just transfer, and they should appear.

[Will 🇧🇷 @WillCPFC03]

@_KierMoore_ Mate, you're a spanner.

[Will 🇧🇷 @WillCPFC03]

Hey! I've tried something completely new, and started writing articles! Whether or not you're a fan of literature, I hope you could get something out of my work! Would appreciate any feedback :)

https://t.co/BlCMEVLi1h

[Will 🇧🇷 @WillCPFC03]

@dylanmac Hi, I'm a playwright and a huge fan of your late father, and would really appreciate the chance to DM you to discuss a query. If I could message you via DM, it would mean the worls. Cheers.

[Croydon United FC @CroydonUnited]

We are looking to strengthen our squad for next season. Get in touch🦁💪 @CMSFL_ @SELKGrassroots @matchark_uk

[Samuel West 💙💛 @exitthelemming]

Fifteen years. Five prime ministers, seven chancellors, eight foreign secretaries, twelve culture secretaries and sixteen housing ministers.

A thread, for #RantyTuesday.

[Will 🇧🇷 @WillCPFC03]

@jonathanmarko98 @Alsotapered @BladeoftheS Who produces the value of economic output, Jonathan? How do the CEOs sell their products?

[Will 🇧🇷 @WillCPFC03]

@Alsotapered @BladeoftheS You really reckon CEOs work '1000x' harder than the workers they employ? Based on what metric exactly?

[Will 🇧🇷 @WillCPFC03]

@Millsy007193891 @AledWilliams14 @BladeoftheS If you wanted a higher salary, you could always pay your own staff more too...

[Will 🇧🇷 @WillCPFC03]

@auenare @Oliver03620328 @DachshundColin Ah yes, the CCP using its tentacle arms through its vessels of *checks notes*... 18-year old literature students on campus... alright, mate. Spread your xenophobic nonsense elsewhere.

[Will 🇧🇷 @WillCPFC03]

@p_7_g Yes, but the statement that no club has more players in the England squad is still true...

[Will 🇧🇷 @WillCPFC03]

@feminoxie @yuckybangs Osamu Dazai almost never writes about women's bodies? He's too self-interested.

[Croydon United FC @CroydonUnited]

SUNDAY 5TH MAY!
Intermediate Cup Final🏆
🆚 @BallySquadFC
📍 Chipstead football club CR5 3SF
10:30 KO
£5 entry fee
@CMSFL_ @theamfootballer @SELKGrassroots

[Will 🇧🇷 @WillCPFC03]

@Charlie__Bear13 Bit grim that, mate.

[Will 🇧🇷 @WillCPFC03]

@ItssChar_ Has nothing to do with the drivers! Blame the corporations that run Southern rail raising prices every year and keeping train-workers wages lower than the rate of inflation!

[Will 🇧🇷 @WillCPFC03]

@Demonicrebell @CaffinatedCmnst Because capitalism is famously democratic enabling the general population complete control of the means of production!

[Croydon United FC @CroydonUnited]

Goalkeeper needed ASAP!

If interested, give us a message on 07312106981

@matchark_uk @CMSFL_ @SELKGrassroots

[Will 🇧🇷 @WillCPFC03]

@suzygracias @thebooksdesk Reminds me of Cormac McCarthy talking about getting rid of 'the silly little marks' on the page and instead writing good sentences

[Will 🇧🇷 @WillCPFC03]

@bacchusrights You haven't explained any reasons as to why this film is 'the worst you ever seen' besides exaggerated statements... what about the plot? What decisions?

[Will 🇧🇷 @WillCPFC03]

@itsnicolefegan Stoner is not only a perfect novel but memorable enough that I cannot stop thinking about it months after reading