@ske7ch "My name is Craigius Texturos Lacticus, Commander of the Armies of Dosiac, General of the Jiralhanae, loyal servant to the Banished Ruler, Atriox. Owner of a broken nose, friend to a murdered grunt. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next."
@peta Motherfuckers. That man did more for animal conservation than you jackasses ever have. He also helped introduce millions of children to the wonders of the natural world. But I guess none of that matters because he “harassed wild animals.” Right.
@CostaJames Dude the only person who should be playing the genie is you. I’m all for freshening up the movie but if there’s one thing from the original that shouldn’t change it’s the genie. And you’re the only one who could do it justice.
You know how biology textbooks always talk about the “tiger in the tall grass” driving certain evolutionary traits? This is that tiger. https://t.co/WTw3vCcXBS