Will Coleridge

Not actually a 19th-century 45-year old white man

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Contrary to common belief I’m not spam or a bot, I’m just tired and angry

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@nzsd Notably unlike my house, a train is public transport. Also take a book or something

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@nzsd The ratio of row seats to table seats in that image like 4:3. Table seats provide additional functionality and better accommodate groups without inconveniencing anyone except apparently the woefully socially anxious. It'd be absurd to remove more tables in favour of rows

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@nzsd Let's reduce the functionality of the seating area so that people using the train can avoid eye contact. God forbid you have to look at other members of the public while taking public transport

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@j4msy4ng If your apology includes the words 'but there was nothing I could do', you're not taking accountability

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@fluronorvid @AniyahP028 The PR from the actual accident is worse for Lindblad than the PR for liking a few instagram reels is for Lawson

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@bmwhocking @LewisHoldenNZ I think it’s perfectly plausible that free time for recreational sport might become more limited (and that university has become more expensive than it was) but those are different questions to be fair

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@yapperlawson He’s also just completely right. “Sorry but also I couldn’t do anything about it” is not an apology!

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@Tiare_MP At least they’re fixing it now

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@bmwhocking @LewisHoldenNZ Would be curious to know how inaccessible university education is in New Zealand at the moment. How many people are actually financially unable to access it?

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@Natasha002 @antonerable Buy a smaller house then

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@TheGrayF1 Lindblad has never actually taken responsibility for his actions. Maybe if his apologies were a little more sincere, he would get some degree of clemency

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@nayan9161 @Idkman______ @BasedLewis @antonerable You’re on a taxpayer-funded benefit! It’s not your money!

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@norvidgramcc Perhaps if Lindblad's apologies took some responsibility for his mistake (rather than blaming it on 'factors outside his control') and focused less on public perception they might seem more sincere!

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@jsp1747 You people really have zero concept of scale and want to lock the United Kingdom into a future of gerontocratic poverty because of your own stupidity

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@NeubronnerKerry @FredSargeant @jesseisahack Kerry if anyone is obsessed it’s you

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@daphmc_ @JOSH___AOTEAROA Turns out it was neither 🙃

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@yapperlawson He sure does, but it still feels a bit early to be catastrophising just yet. He’s not in the same leagues as Ocon who’s basically out the door for Camara at this point!

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@SalemThe5th @jesseisahack This level of obsession and derangement is bizarre and concerning