Randy

[Randy @WillOchy]

If I ever immerse myself in wealth I’m coming up with my own cancer research center and going toe to toe with big pharma

[Skipto @luh_skip]

@Gresham2x Tah on a random evening in Boston

[BearsShowYo @BearsShowYo]

Hand Messi a water nigga @Cristiano

[B-R-K @b_r_khan_]

I keep on revisiting this. You might not realize the depth of what he said. In urdu poetry, there is a concept where poets view God as a lonely being, so lonely that He created free willed humans for company. Loneliness is a Godly trait & whoever enters its realm meets God there

[BASED SAVAGE @crackcobain__]

Ant and Lamelo might be the most homophobic backcourt we ever seen in the NBA

[𒉭𓆏The Great Dane 𓆏𒉭 @thegreatdane269]

Prigozhin’s insurrection was probably the last time I felt anything close to wonder or excitement reading the news. Like a final heartbreak, its anti-climatic resolution permanently soured me

[Чудак🇰🇿 @Albendo10]

@user33906969 Bro wanted to see backshots in backrooms

[Ben @CriminalCosta]

Think we radically underestimated how much of a stats buff Enzo fernandez gets when he’s running off pure homosexual love for Lionel Messi

[🇪🇸 . @D1Br7ne]

@Sxne19iv2

[Fox News @FoxNews]

Iran was ordered to leave the U.S. and return to Mexico directly after their first match of the World Cup.

The team had expected to spend the night in California, but was told after their match that everyone must immediately get on a plane for the 140-mile trip back to Tijuana, Mexico.

Coach Amir Ghalenoei says the team was ordered to leave the U.S. but did not say why or who ordered them to leave earlier than planned.

"I think our team is perhaps the most oppressed in the World Cup."

[Martin VII @Nedao454]

Haaland vs Iraq

[Afrovestor @BullrunIO]

You will always find Kenyans doing the most random things in the most random places.

What do you mean the Head of recruiting at OpenAI is called Liz Wamai and went to Moi University

[Lukas (computer)🔺 @SCHIZO_FREQ]

Five straight days arguing over whether you should fuck your husband or not

[Joseph 🕊️ @CaudilloXIV]

Me this past week

[DΞGΞNΞROUS @degnzx]

@InternetH0F im crying why are mosquitoes and gnats listed like they're on the card 😭

[RB (Ringless Bitch) @RyB_311]

Fox jumper is a turnover

[m 🇧🇷🇪🇸🇦🇷🇪🇬 @pedrizard]

Twitter search engine in 2026

[𝓓𝓮𝓿𝓲𝓷 🇺🇸 @CookedByDevyV2]

This USA attack

[Randy @WillOchy]

lowk OG

[Randy @WillOchy]

i laughed tbh

[Underdog NBA @UnderdogNBA]

Officials for Saturday’s Knicks-Spurs Game 5:

Scott Foster
James Capers
Tyler Ford
Mitchell Ervin (alternate)

[Monsignor Benoit @I_am_benjy]

@ivymuthe Vasco Danganya would literally learn Russian just to take a loan.