William Purry

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#BirdifyThatFood Morning Chorus Oats.

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@CHIMPSINSOCKS Spring!

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@GuardianBooks The Sunday Times Grrrich List.

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@ashleystorrie Try using a circular dish and call it pepper round.

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@fesshole A HARDIS.

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@SimoneBimone Kitrus fruit.

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@fesshole Decorgi.

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@Jennie_Dale Looks like a mermaid - Daryl Hannah Waddingham.

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@SteveJuggler The pirate stayed overnight in a yo ho hotel.

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@timidheathen @Se_Railway What a pane in the neck.

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@SheBeCarleen @danielvankirk The menus are labelled "Bill of Bare.".

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@caitlinmoran Strike up the gander.

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@KingMobUK @MartinBelam Mrs Bartlett forbade Hungry Hungry Hippos for being too noisy.

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@MaValentinetti @Imwithherb @mariana057 I was a bit suspicious at first. Mainly because Dr Willcock looked like this.

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@fesshole Especially after anything by Shostakovitch

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@MirandaKeeling Wheelie big ambitions.

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@clairabellejp @lauralexx Now they're with the other fish in the Eelysian Fields.

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@CHIMPSINSOCKS

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@ZJAyres @DrLucyRogers A stuntwoman is thrown from her exploding bed, then backflips downstairs and fights off Honey Monster to reach the cereal cupboard.

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@bylgja_babylons And you can't now get to deflate for some reason.

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@bylgja_babylons It's your own inflatable mattress with a cover that you packed just in case.