Will

I don't recall why I exist

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@mattjay AI Matt... don't forget about AI

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@Wh1t3Rabbit Ha well got me up if you get time

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At #RSAC but didn't tell anyone think I will be found out?

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@mungurk hello do you mind a quick follow so I can DM you with an issue that may affect both my and your org?

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Well all, I'm deleting twitter it was fun... but I was put in jail for suggesting that boomers would die at one point and they decided that was enough to ban me...

I deleted it so I can post this but the shit they let slide on here trolls are just weaponizing the report process

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@SarahTaber_bww I think tree pussies is my new favorite phrase.

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@selenalarson Stop raising the bar on impossible to reach service milestones...

I mean seriously what's the plumber to do but put on a rendition of a mid summers night dream?

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@xeni I got you virtual fam one more day on this earth and one more person to impact

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@xeni It's like we irradiate your cells and then ... your dna gets broken

I mean who KNEW that would happen...

Also happy you are still here

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I have a 95lb dog... he is faboo and I forgot what snuggling such a big beast really felt like.

It's so nice to have some bulk to snuggle he's just solid and there and happy

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@diami03 @wendynather The show was in fact a dark reflection ... it was at the monkey's paw concept

you got your wish you just wish you didnt

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@shortxstack You alias it to echo "Woah CALM down there."

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@SecBarbie You are braver than I am... once I read that COVID had a 20% to impact cognitive functions permanently I was like.... I AM HERMIT GOD

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I think the most poinet thing I have read recently is this

"GOP do not care they are hypocrites" ... doing the "right thing" because GOP demands it does not mean they will do the "right thing" when their own people are in the cross hairs

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@RheaFreya I worry for you

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@Jenny_Radcliffe Having a good day I see.

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@RoyalHoeliness fuck that guy

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@seananmcguire I mean can you offer to pay for the shipping ? Hire a company get it picked up?