Billy Theo

Hate 3 putts.

[Billy Theo @WillTheo]

LMFAO

[CSPAN @cspan]

DHS Secretary Markwayne Mullin on James Talarico (D-TX): "When someone wants to start justifying their behavior based on scripture, that's dangerous."

[Billy Theo @WillTheo]

@NicholasMoreano Did D’Marco hit Richard too?!

[Billy Theo @WillTheo]

@burdenszn Holy shit what a banger

[Dumas @DumasWrites]

We need to bring back intellectual elitism.
Sorry, but a virologist will always know more about vaccines than a yoga mommy blogger with a chat gpt AI subscription.

[Barry Andrews MEP @BarryAndrewsMEP]

The updated @Google satellite images of #Gaza are quite incredible, for all to see...

[Billy Theo @WillTheo]

@awfulannouncing @RotoSurgeon “No offense”

[𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓 @MoMohler]

I think I just need to see a few thousand more insurance commercials and I’ll be ready to make my decision.

[Billy Theo @WillTheo]

@USGA @Sand_Valley @WSGAGolf Good luck to @NickGrubnich! LFG

[SouthSide Behavior @SSBehavior]

“How does it feel to celebrate with everyone?”

“I AM JAPANEESSSEEE!!!”

[Billy Theo @WillTheo]

@wavecheckers Why would he kiss it?

[Billy Theo @WillTheo]

@sarahbarshop @32BeatWriters Don’t put in the paper that he has a hernia, because he definitely doesn’t.

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Barack Obama at his last press briefing with reporters, 2017:

"I have enjoyed working with all of you. That does not, of course, mean that I've enjoyed every story that you have filed, but that's the point of this relationship. You're not supposed to be sycophants. You're supposed to be skeptics. You're supposed to ask me tough questions. You're not supposed to be complimentary, but you're supposed to cast a critical eye on folks who hold enormous power."

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Something to think about

[WBR @W_B_Rick]

Hilarious Packers, Oregon, Ohio State, and Purdue hate watches. 50 burgers from the Bears and Hoosiers. Can’t draw up a better weekend than that.

[Nu-Metal Respecter @Steeeeeeeevens]

This is how I feel about the Chicago Bears.

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Trump Pledges That If Voters Defeat Socialism In November, They Will Each Get An Equal Redistribution Of Wealth From The Government https://t.co/qe16k9ucsf

[Billy Theo @WillTheo]

Bears finally have a QB and the world is ending by and of the decade. Sick

[Jacob Coxon @hilbertspaess]

The people building AI earnestly believe that it could kill us all by the end of the decade. This is not a marketing stunt. If anything, many executives and senior researchers will couch their phrasing in the press to sound sensible - but I hear the same people express fear privately. No other human activity poses this level of danger.

[Billy Theo @WillTheo]

@atrupar

[Billy Theo @WillTheo]

I suggested to the wife that if she was looking for an activity to do during the day with the kids she could always give them a bath and now I need a good divorce attorney.