Will Toft

Bay Area photographer for hire. Portraits & Fine Art. DM for rates/booking. Buy a print! Requires coffee. He/him

[Will Toft @WillToft]

Issuing blanket tweet that my standard answer for all “wrong answers only” posts is “Eat Pray Love.” Thank you I will not be taking questions at this time.

[Molly White @molly0xFFF]

wonder what he'll do about linktrees that are not Linktree™️s

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[wint @dril]

https://t.co/9nJ93UKpa4 dont you dare click on this illegal list of web sites that are better than twitter

[Will Toft @WillToft]

<search “dril corncob”>

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[Will Toft @WillToft]

Okay that’s it for me. See you @[email protected]

[David C Bell @MovieHooligan]

It cost Elon Musk $44 billion to get someone to finally call him funny and that person was Jordan Peterson

[Will Toft @WillToft]

@alexhanna @onekade I miss my 1998 Ranger literally every day

[Will Toft @WillToft]

@Grady_Booch You’re sure it’s not cause you’re Mean to Elon™️?

[Anthony Oliveira @meakoopa]

watching all these people that engineer anti-queer massacres like Colorado Springs every day post thoughts and prayers for the victims whose deaths they made with their own hands on a platform that is redesigning itself to deliver that bile and poison more freely and widely

[Anthony Oliveira @meakoopa]

you ordered blood by the gallon and now you decide you don’t like the taste

[Will Toft @WillToft]

@cammcammcam @goldman They’re poorly batched. Represented on 1000 other whiteboards throughout the building.

[Will Toft @WillToft]

Oh.

[Will Toft @WillToft]

Code review went great! I launched the Twitter app this morning and my phone tried to jump out of my hands and crash into a toddler on the sidewalk.

[Setoiyo- DEBUT COMEDY ALBUM OUT NOW! Peep in bio! @Setoiyo1]

Elon Musk saw marginalized communities having platforms, facists being de-platformed, sex workers flourishing as independents, ppl callin him a nerd and black Twitter creating the most hilarious content that had been seen on the internet and was like,“I need to ruin all of this.”

[Will Toft @WillToft]

If this is indeed It, good night to all, including the 1-2 bots per day that have been following me.

[Tom Simonite @tsimonite]

Resigning en masse is also extremely hardcore

[Michael Harriot @michaelharriot]

Told y’all

[b-boy bouiebaisse @jbouie]

listen, if we want cars that catch fire and run over children we have to just live with the catastrophic mismanagement of a social media platform

[Find me at http://barrydeutsch.bsky.social @barrydeutsch]

Love these.

(And fuck Weight Watchers.)