Will Jensen

[Will Jensen @Will_S18]

@SteveWhoFan @Super70sSports Another crazy DiMaggio stat: In 1941 he hit 30 home runs, 123 singles, 43 doubles and 11 triples… and had only 13 strikeouts. Almost as many TRIPLES as strikeouts. Nobody has ever had a triples-to-strikeouts ratio anywhere close to that, before or since 1941

[Will Jensen @Will_S18]

@PVTprofessional @kirbaez @brendan_ronan_ @americaexotica It's called background checks. Registries. That's how you maximize the likelihood that only good people own guns. The NRA and GOP don't want that, because if bad people couldn't buy guns then gun sales would decrease dramatically. So they tolerate mass murders to preserve sales

[Will Jensen @Will_S18]

@kirbaez @brendan_ronan_ @americaexotica If you're using an AR-15 to hunt, you clearly ain't a hunter.

[Will Jensen @Will_S18]

@guardian Alternate headline: Real Scientists Have Actual Shit to Do Instead of Making YouTube Videos

[Will Jensen @Will_S18]

@NewYearsDani @DavidBahnsen @CaseyMattox_ The argument for reducing H-1Bs is so weak and unsupported by data or logic that the right has stopped even pretending to justify that position. The idea that it hurts wages was definitely disproven 5 years ago; now it's just pouting because foreigners sometimes have more skills

[Will Jensen @Will_S18]

@renato_mariotti @gtconway3d Gotta love that the guy with the fake tan, fake hair, fake teeth, fake bone spurs, fake golf handicap, fake doctor's letter, fake inauguration photos, fake university, fake charity and fake fortune is trying to define what it means to be a "real" American. @gtconway3d

[Will Jensen @Will_S18]

@SeanLindseyEsq @kc_real_talk @barstoolsports @stoolpresidente Yes, but in a royalty-free design deal that means virtually nothing. It just means only the other org, rather than Barstool, can sue a 3rd party for trying to use it. Barstool still “owns” the rights to use the design in perpetuity, without royalties. which is what matters here

[Will Jensen @Will_S18]

@SeanLindseyEsq @kc_real_talk @barstoolsports @stoolpresidente But the thing Barstool bought was a standard, exclusive (other than with original creator) right to use the design royalty-free, so they can use it as much as they want, in whatever form they want. They just can’t re-sell it, bc the other org still owns underlying rights

[Will Jensen @Will_S18]

@SeanLindseyEsq @kc_real_talk @barstoolsports @stoolpresidente The suit claims they only licensed it to Barstool for a one-time use of the design. Publicly conceding that they had an “active” agreement in place years later totally obliterates that claim. Whether Barstool “owns” the design in a traditional sense is almost irrelevant.

[Will Jensen @Will_S18]

@chicagotribune So much for my Arby’s stock

[Will Jensen @Will_S18]

@davedodson307 If increased voter participation benefits one party, by definition that means the other party benefits from reduced voter participation. That tells you everything you need to know about the actual ideas and values of the latter party

[Will Jensen @Will_S18]

@NewYorker @mashagessen I’ve literally never seen a writer of any piece of criticism struggle so transparently to pick nits for the sake of contrarianism. If you didn’t like the show, cool. But when your criticisms of a dramatized tv show are things like “she’d never say that!,” find a better angle.

[Will Jensen @Will_S18]

@MaggieJordanACN In fairness, I’m guessing most people in Alabama weren’t aware that science “labs” even exist in the first place.

[Will Jensen @Will_S18]

@gaywitchbiitch Yes, this is, above all, about gender discrimination. That’s a good faith viewing of Game of Thrones. The savior of the world literally two episodes earlier was a woman, but the show secretly hates women. Lord knows the men on Thrones have been uniformly kind and decent

[Will Jensen @Will_S18]

@volsrule426 @RealJamesWoods Still waiting for the nutjob right wingers to explain what’s supposed to be offensive about this, as compared to, say, a guy who on the day 9/11 happened literally bragged about his building now being the tallest since the towers fell

[Will Jensen @Will_S18]

@gtconway3d That could be the title of Trump’s biography.

[Will Jensen @Will_S18]

@oneunderscore__ And now users that search for her will also find your article, which amplifies awareness of those garbage articles and exacerbates this problem. Thank you for your service

[Will Jensen @Will_S18]

@Stockanalyze100 @ksdknews Where did you see proof that (1) she’s a “rich daddy’s girl; and (2) she was wasted? Judging this girl based on nothing but the fact that she was white, after she was just literally murdered, makes you an inconceivably despicable person who should never tell others how to live

[Will Jensen @Will_S18]

@RonaldHereford3 @JudicialWatch As long as you don’t count literally any of his business enterprises, all of which have either gone bankrupt or been (provably) supported by laundered money and staggering debts. Selling out your country for foreign loans is a unique form of “triumph”

[Will Jensen @Will_S18]

@JoyceWhiteVance @gtconway3d He doesn’t pay attention to detail