Godwyn the Goated With the Sauce, MBA

Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Don't teach a man to fish, and feed yourself. He's a grown man, and fishing isn't hard.

[Godwyn the Goated With the Sauce, MBA @WillardFilmore]

Childhood is learning how not to get hit by a schoolbus. Adulthood is realizing getting hit by a bus will solve all your problems.

[Nicholas Grossman @NGrossman81]

The single most important issue in America for most of this year, measured by volume of media and public attention, was presidential candidate age and fitness.

[Daniel @growing_daniel]

Going around Italy saying “gratzi” and “bonjorno” like brad Pitt in inglorious basterds. People fucking hate it

[SDL @SocDoneLeft]

last night

[Seva @SevaUT]

so now we know this was literally dictated by putin

[Socialists For Pritzker @PritzkerForPrez]

Nice argument. Unfortunately, in my head I have already depicted you as the flustered Sean Hannity and me as the smug and unflappable Stephen A. Smith.

[Guy Endore-Kaiser @GuyEndoreKaiser]

I am a single issue voter, and that issue is: I think it would be really funny to watch Elon spend 100 million and accomplish nothing except for pissing off the next President of the United States.

[The White House 46 Archived @WhiteHouse46]

Happy two year anniversary.

[J.J. McCullough @JJ_McCullough]

Kamala is a billion times more lucid than Trump—She can answer questions like a normal human and discuss topics other than herself. That people remain loyal to Trump despite the vast gap in the candidates' mental acuity makes outrage over Biden's "senility" look so disingenuous.

[PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 @patriottakes]

Many people are saying this

[BroSINT 69 @osint_69]

If Biden hadn't given funds to Ukraine, the residents of Florida could be firing millions of artillery shells into the oncoming storm right now. This is what woke stole from us.

[Noah Smith 🐇🇺🇸🇺🇦🇹🇼 @Noahpinion]

Yes it was a coup attempt, and everyone involved knew it was a coup attempt

[Basil🧡 @LinkofSunshine]

he was so real for that

[jeremy @jeremylovesyall]

not sure how elon musk could read this and not want to kiII himself like jesus christ

[Swann Marcus @SwannMarcus89]

I love how every single state and local GOP politician in both Ohio and North Carolina is saying the presidential ticket is lying about the situation on the ground and the MAGA response is to disbelieve all Republicans except for Trump

Totally not a cult

[Dr. Ben Braddock @GraduatedBen]

The federal government prohibits men from taking anabolic steroids.

[Alex Muresianu @ahardtospell]

Jason Kelce welcome to Austrian Economics

[doomer @uncledoomer]

>first day on the job as a bottomless pit inspector

>the pit has a bottom

[Justin Wolfers @JustinWolfers]

Let's dig into some economic policy detail.

"QUESTION: "What actions will you take to ensure that our jobs stay in America so we can continue to build the best cars in the world here in Michigan"

TRUMP: