Mr. Brightside

LYMTATSITS

[Shawn @PalmerDesigns_]

Ok, first off, a Tiger…swimming in the ocean?

Tigers don’t even like water.
If you placed it near a river, or some sort of fresh water source, that’d make sense.
But you find yourself in the ocean, a 20 ft wave, I’m assuming its off the coast of South Africa, coming up against a full, grown, 800 lb tuna with his 20 or 30 friends.

You lose that battle. you lose that battle nine times out of ten.

[Nemanja Magic @Ope__O]

He has the opportunity to do the funniest thing.

[The San Francisco Standard @sfstandard]

This is October in SF.

🎥: on IG @ liewdesign

[papa meck @mecklerbetter]

Me at trivia night when they ask what the slogan for Vans is (I buzzed in immediately and need a moment to think)

[Swipafoxsquad @SwipaFoxSquad]

@SwipaZorro God on our side now

[𝙅𝙖𝙨𝙠𝙖𝙧𝙣 @SwipaZorro]

Ain’t no way bruh

[ESPN @espn]

THE KINGS EXTEND THEIR LEAD 👑

They hand the Warriors their first back-to-back playoff losses since the 2019 NBA Finals.

[Cameron Salerno @cameronsalerno1]

In a division that features the defending NBA champs (Warriors), the No. 1 seed in the West last season (Suns), the 2020 NBA champs (Lakers) and one of the deepest rosters in the NBA (Clippers), the Sacramento Kings are winners of the Pacific Division.

[Mr. Brightside @Willditler05]

@bigdonkey47 My HS team did this with a chick a pig named Frank that we prayed to before every game

[Carmichael Dave @CarmichaelDave]

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, IT IS TUESDAY, MARCH 7th, YEAR OF OUR LORD 2023.

THE SACRAMENTO KINGS ARE THE #2 SEED IN THE NBA’S WESTERN CONFERENCE.

#BEAMTEAMDREAMSUPREME

[Sickos Committee @SickosCommittee]

GOD I LOVE THIS SPORT

[Sac State Football @SacHornetsFB]

HORNETS WIN! Advance in the FCS playoffs with a 38-31 win over Richmond. The perfect season continues, Hornets improve to 12-0. #StingersUp

[NFL on CBS 🏈 @NFLonCBS]

Highest comp pct on throws of 10+ Air Yards in a single season since tracking began (2006)

2022 Tua Tagovailoa 67.5%
2018 Drew Brees 62.0%
2011 Drew Brees 61.7%

[Big Sky Conference @BigSkyConf]

Ruthless aggression ⤵️

@camskattebo5

#ExperienceElevated

[SuperWest Sports @SuperWestSports]

The Ducks will feature a "4" in a spider web on the back of their helmets this season to honor Spencer Webb.

[Oregon State Baseball @BeaverBaseball]

.@cooperhjerpe led the nation in strikeouts with a school-record 161 in 2022.

He's the first pitcher in program history to lead the nation in strikeouts.

#GoBeavs

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Jimmy Fallon destroyed that Glizzy @spittinchiclets

[Stephen Schoch @bigdonkey47]

Next up is a juco transfer named Will Jacobson (@Wjacobson27) in recruiting a lot of coaches may say guys are too small. Well Will is 7 feet tall so all y’all better hop on it. He’s literally an inch shorter than Shaq He throws a nasty cutter and simply gets outs