William Deeley

[Craig 視覺 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @PureDeadCraig]

Harry Maguire marking his own man for the first Hull goal will be a difficult moment to top this weekend.

Genuinely hilarious.

[Nigel Farage @Nigel_Farage]

The Home Office has spent your money to produce these posters for illegal migrants.

Why are we letting these people into our country?

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

Karl Starmer says he’s currently on the biggest ever trade mission to India. But that’s not strictly accurate is it.
IYKYK

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

When the Govt is punishing people for having second homes, and raising our taxes after promising not to, having a Deputy PM who dodges £40k in tax on her THIRD home after demanding Tories resign over tax scandals, is spectacular hypocrisy. Angela Rayner’s position is untenable.

[PeterSweden @PeterSweden7]

Britain.

1. An as*lum seeker s*xually assaulted a 14 year old girl in Epping.

2. Upset locals organized massive protests to shut down the hotel housing them.

3. The local council decided to close the as*lum seeker hotel.

4. The government used tax payers money to take the council to court.

5. Government lawyers said the rights of as*lum seekers was more important than locals.

6. The court ruled in favor of the government.

7. The hotel will remain open and continue to house as*lum seekers.

So they used tax payers money to argue for the right to use more tax payers money to house people in the country in free hotels.

Meanwhile locals are struggling to get by with massive inflation costs.

[Chris Rose @ArchRose90]

Rylan Clark on illegal migration:

“there's something wrong here…here's the hotel, here's the phones, here's your iPad, here's three meals a day, have a lovely time.” Whilst Brits are “struggling, they're homeless.”

He’s right. If you disagree with him, you’re the extreme one.

[Footy Accumulators @FootyAccums]

Andy Robertson's beautiful post about Diogo Jota.

This is so sad. 💔

[Joe @popgoesjoe]

the gays love it. the straights love it. your mum loves it. The old dears in Tesco love it. It’s a universal smash!

[De Niro @AJDeniro]

I hope we don’t get Mateta man I don’t want to be hearing acunha Matata when we lose

[Euan @euann1711]

I’ve got money on this guy and he’s rolling around playing in the sand like a child, does he think this is a joke? Get your head in the game pal

[Lee Harris @LeeHarris]

🚨 CONFIRMED: Keir Starmer has admitted that he KNEW ALL ALONG that Axel Rudakubana had links to terrorism.

He lied. He allowed the public to be told he was a choir boy from Wales, then he gaslit the entire nation by calling everyone 'far-right'.

The man is an absolute disgrace.

[Mark Goldbridge @markgoldbridge]

Walk off the pitch! This ref needs locking up

[george @StokeyyG2]

Gary Neville trying to shovel snow onto Anfield so the game gets cancelled 😭😭😭

[George 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @G_1905CFC]

Got 2 elf bars, palm angels tee, dsquared cap, pair of mcqueens, a Reform UK membership and a new build, she did alright this year ❤️

[Inevitable West @Inevitablewest]

🚨BREAKING: The petition for a General Election has BROKEN the record for the fastest time to reach 100k signatures—previously held by ‘Justice for George Floyd’ on https://t.co/aZaV9FQqQk.

Poetic. The British have had enough.

[Stephanie ♡ @saltyskin_]

Gal at work has 2 10 month old identical twins and her husband thinks he put them in the wrong cots and they’re not sure which one is which 😐😂

[🐘🏰 @BGS1877]

In no way should “GK Barry” be listed as a “celebrity”😂😂

Sounds like yer das mate who fancies himself between the sticks on a Sunday

[Brendan Rogan @rogan_brendan]

When that taxi you ordered from town at 2am with the lads drives on past without stopping 😬 #FENMUN