william

[william @WilliamM3211]

Kill confirmed

[ní haonais @nihaonais]

train to edinburgh terminated in coatdyke because of a fire on the tracjs and an american lassie getting off was like "i wonder if they have pho here"

[Rash @rash_SV]

I want this motherfucker to die a very horrible, slow and excruciatingly painful death.

[Roberto @aboynamedposh]

oh man I've pissed in that lane

[riley ♡ @rileyapparently]

i wonder how many times i've died on fuck marry kill

[Wrynnsito @Wrynnsito1]

“Healthcare is NOT a Hum-“

[pink slime princess @bettyjaws]

blue eyes white uncle

[Benton Swathford, MBA @BentonSwathford]

The best 5 minutes in a man’s life are when you just finished having sex and she goes to pee and you get to watch ig reels

[lounger150 @coldsleeve]

found one dead ant high up in the cabinet i keep the honey bottle in. no other ants to be found. made it up to the goldmine and died without telling nobody. born to be a skeleton in an indiana jones temple

[impboss @ImpgirlYuri]

Bitches think they're Moe but they're not even Lenny

[Ali @Trainglechoke]

no you’re not anthony bourdain you went to vietnam with a tour group

[FIORE @drakebonergif]

i met mr beast she's black

[Forecheck Establisher @Canussy_PR]

"Whose pussy is this?" It's not my job to educate you

[BRYAN 4.0🩺 @brositah4]

“Boruto” never moved the masses like this

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

This morning's dream took everything from me… I’ll spare you the details. I’ve actually forgotten the details. I’m not sure what occurred and what was lost but I grieve for something. Well, I feel okay. Whole, even. Quite frankly, things have never been better

[Corporate Cowboy @cowboyexec]

low key charlie kirk is the harambe of this generation

[Keifer @DannyVegito]

[Morrissey voice] and now I know how Charlie Kirk felt

[White Fellas For Kamala 2026 @BeigeFrequency]

He's not disgusted by the taste of water, it's that water forces him to taste the unadulterated flavor of his own mouth.

A bite from Asmongold would more dangerous that a bite from a zombie or a rabid dog.

[ADAM @adamemedia1]

Donald Trump is OFFICIALLY a rapist.

His FINAL appeal in his sexual assault case has been DENIED.

He is now the first President in U.S. History to be found liable for sexual assault.

What a disgrace.

[sam @sam_d_1995]

they really do cover Zohran the exact way that J. Jonah Jameson covers Spiderman