Corporate Cowboy

Current Fintech Capo & 7x WDC champion | Retired Tigerland Gunrunner | Areola rates $20 |

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@yas4dinner I actually have an insane story about this

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@Wisconsam217 @PokerPerry1 Dignity is priceless

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The worst person you know is going to this. Anyways who wants to come with?

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@sweetestgator @traderjoeslut @wet_william69 30 hours

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@slivlaughlove It’s exactly on brand

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@discobrog Yea this place is gonna be a warzone

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@PokerPerry1 Fair. But it’s literally down the street and it’s free 😭

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@Roger_dornJD So it’s not my turn

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@beerdefeater Breakfast is on you next week

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@yas4dinner Ikr!

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This is a lifetime achievement. Thank you minions!

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@cowboyexec that just means you have taste 😇

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@yapdoss Wow. Me and who??

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@ppppp1245688 What church are you going to? Let me know so I can stay far away please!!!

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@urfavSpecialK Those hip dips won’t fix themselves queen

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@ramenn00dlesoup Should be grilling tho

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@fionaapplescock Marked safe*

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I need a biblically accurate wasian. Asian dad white mom.

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@SativaSweetiePi People actually eat at taco John’s? 4 of them opened up here and they all closed and went out of business in less than 3 months lol

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I know im unc because minions memes make me laugh every time

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