Kanan Dume

life begins when you jump off the cliff

[Kanan Dume @kanandumeroad]

@Greg_Roughan 😔

[Kanan Dume @kanandumeroad]

This post has been deeply interesting as a reading comprehension test. There are dozens of comments that clearly don't understand that this is a post mourning her loss.

Either way hopefully one idiot about to make a generational fumble sees this post and does not do what I did

[Kanan Dume @kanandumeroad]

This happened to be once when I was with a beautiful woman who I should have married.

She was perfect in every way.

Cooked, clean, wanted sex all the time.

Playful, fun, and always loved me.

She ran to me and hugged me every night when I came home.

Every. Single. Time.

Sometimes, she’d wait on my truck bed for me. A lot of times actually.

She was a literal Disney Princess.

And yet I couldn’t share my deepest thoughts with her.

I could not be my complete self.

But I was 95% of the way there.

And yet, it was just a little… too little…

It wasn’t enough.

I think in the grand scheme of things I made a mistake.

But I always felt epistemically lonely.

Maybe I should have just talked with friends about Jung, Meaning, and the nature of Reality.

Now I will never know.

[Kanan Dume @kanandumeroad]

@TraderRS3469 @timesnewromanv don’t go full retard like I did for the love of god

I’ve been with 5 women since and none of them even compare

[Kanan Dume @kanandumeroad]

This happened to be once when I was with a beautiful woman who I should have married.

She was perfect in every way.

Cooked, clean, wanted sex all the time.

Playful, fun, and always loved me.

She ran to me and hugged me every night when I came home.

Every. Single. Time.

Sometimes, she’d wait on my truck bed for me. A lot of times actually.

She was a literal Disney Princess.

And yet I couldn’t share my deepest thoughts with her.

I could not be my complete self.

But I was 95% of the way there.

And yet, it was just a little… too little…

It wasn’t enough.

I think in the grand scheme of things I made a mistake.

But I always felt epistemically lonely.

Maybe I should have just talked with friends about Jung, Meaning, and the nature of Reality.

Now I will never know.

[signüll @signulll]

i never knew there was an actual term for this:

epistemic loneliness is a cognitive form of isolation that happens when you cannot share complex ideas, inner thoughts, or meaningful perspectives because you lack a willing, able, or understanding conversational partner.

[Kanan Dume @kanandumeroad]

@librxrian wat

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@BaldnBreastless epistemically endowed is crazy 😂

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@lisa_aff I still haven’t found what I’m looking for

but she was the closest

[Kanan Dume @kanandumeroad]

@Caden2THESEQUEL Sorry bro.

[Kanan Dume @kanandumeroad]

@vladyslav0x 🥶🫠😔

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@intjgamergirl extremely damaging idea fo sho

[Kanan Dume @kanandumeroad]

@RealGame101 pretty straight forward ngl

pretty high success rate?

[Kanan Dume @kanandumeroad]

My most successful pickup line is just as simple:

“Hey what’s your name”

“Are you single Sarah?”

Either you get an immediate yes and an indicator of interest

Or you get a “no sorry”

Then you get the number

Do some quick contextual chit chat

Then say “gotta go”

Or if you want you can set a date on the spot

Girls literally love that if they’re interested

[Jon Wu @jonwu_]

When I was single my highest performing pickup line was:

"Hi, I came over here to hit on you."

It eliminates awkward ambiguity while offering her a respectful offramp.

Either she says "Hey sorry I have a boyfriend" or similar.

Or she laughs and you're cooking.

[Kanan Dume @kanandumeroad]

@mathildetamaty I have seen the fires of hell

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@musestoomuch having a wife/husband is a high agency signal at this point

[Kanan Dume @kanandumeroad]

@PinguisticsPhD fuck bro, fuck

what a world indeed

[Kanan Dume @kanandumeroad]

@lisa_aff glad it resonates with many people

in some sense I will say I think I denied my own soul for the sake of vanity tho

but I'l never know now

[Kanan Dume @kanandumeroad]

Happy to see so many guys bookmarking this post. Godspeed to all the bros who cold approach some beautiful women.

If you want to ask me a question about cold approach, feel free to DM me. I've opened DMs for the next 24 hours or so

As long as its reasonable length I'll answer

[Kanan Dume @kanandumeroad]

My most successful pickup line is just as simple:

“Hey what’s your name”

“Are you single Sarah?”

Either you get an immediate yes and an indicator of interest

Or you get a “no sorry”

Then you get the number

Do some quick contextual chit chat

Then say “gotta go”

Or if you want you can set a date on the spot

Girls literally love that if they’re interested

[Kanan Dume @kanandumeroad]

@Dat5thbassdoe great minds...

[Kanan Dume @kanandumeroad]

Insane to think that so many people walking around holding hands aren’t having sex, like what?

[Kanan Dume @kanandumeroad]

@l3d1c I agree but I think 10-15 is sweet spot

[Kanan Dume @kanandumeroad]

@raqisright saw a guy that created a twitter acct just for making fun of his gf, a lot of serious loser behavior going on with this saga

[Kanan Dume @kanandumeroad]

If you bookmarked this post and have questions about cold approaching a girl, feel free to shoot me a DM. As long as it's a reasonable length question I'll fire off an answer.

[Kanan Dume @kanandumeroad]

@topGadvice nah she's prob gunna marry an engineer