William Staton

May or may not be a Bob Ross impersonator.

[William Staton @WilliamStaton80]

Is it even legal to not like All Star nowadays?

https://t.co/cSGYayaQ4z

[Holly Bean @hfbean47]

One year ago @WilliamStaton80 and I left the Netherlands with a 3-day notice, not knowing if we could make it back. Five days later, I was number 14 in Bibb county with Covid. My taste and smell is still off. It’s been wild.

[William Staton @WilliamStaton80]

LOOK, WORLD!!! @hfbean47 AND I DID THE THING!!!

[William Staton @WilliamStaton80]

My Twitter was hacked. I always see it happen to other people, so I feel kind of special that they chose lil’ old me!

I want you know, if I actually had a great Ray-Bans deal, I would share it with you all... but until then, you’ll have to cough up the full price.

[William Staton @WilliamStaton80]

@TajMaHollaAtMe @SkylarGraham7 @Linacracy @lildickytweets @EdwardRMurphy @realDonaldTrump Five Perfect Movies:

Shrek
Shrek 2
Shrek the Third
Shrek Forever After
Far Far Away Idol, the American Idol parody on the Shrek 2 DVD bonus features

Honorable Mention:

Puss in Boots

I nominate @EddieMurphy____ @EddieMurphy_ and @EdwardRMurphy

[William Staton @WilliamStaton80]

Five Perfect Films:

Swiss Army Man
Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping
Mad Max: Fury Road
What We Do in the Shadows
Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

Also, my first tweet in almost a year! Hello world, anything going on right now that I should know about?

[Skylar Graham @SkylarGraham7]

5 Perfect Movies:

The Dark Knight
Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Iron Man
Princess Mononoke

i nominate @Linacracy @TajMaHollaAtMe @lildickytweets @WilliamStaton80

[Holly Bean @hfbean47]

William and I just saw Cats! The Musical live in Vienna and no one was more surprised than us that it was in German rather than just meows. @WilliamStaton80

[Chris Shehan 🏳️‍🌈 ✨ @ChrisShehanArt]

I hope there’s a post-credit scene at the end of the Mr. Rogers movie where Bob Ross shows up and teases the PBS Cinematic Universe.

[Cookie Monster @MeCookieMonster]

Chicago, me love you. Me had fantastic weekend in da Windy City!

[LeBron James @KingJames]

Man this really just hit me! I’m really shooting Space Jam 2!! This is so surreal and doesn’t even make sense to me! Where I come from man and what I saw growing up this doesn’t add up to me! 🤦🏾‍♂️! I’m truly grateful and beyond blessed. This is CRAZINESS. 🏀 🐰 🎥 👑🙏🏾

[Cecil P. Staton @cecilpstaton]

Congratulations to our son William @WilliamStaton80 who took his M.A. degree from DePaul University in Chicago today! @cdstaton and I are blessed and proud.

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

It's sad as hell that Milli Vanilli, Nelly and Liza Minnelli never made a super group called Milli Minnelli Vanelly

[William Staton @WilliamStaton80]

@TajMaHollaAtMe @thelonelyisland I mean yes, but I guess it’s a little more complicated than that. It kind of involves switching bodies, is that cool?

[William Staton @WilliamStaton80]

@TajMaHollaAtMe @thelonelyisland Quick question: do you mind if we parent trap that weekend?

[The Lonely Island @thelonelyisland]

How ya’ll feelin?!!

[Qwarfknee @Xavier_E_Vaz]

The best cosplay I saw all weekend

[William Staton @WilliamStaton80]

What a coincidence! This is my favorite tweet AND my favorite conference! #DePaulDisney was an absolute blast today, big shoutout to mastermind @pbooth81 for creating such an incredible environment for academics and fans.

[William Staton @WilliamStaton80]

@SophDix @DPU_PopCulture You know, he does look a little familiar... I think I saw him in a time travel TV pilot one time!

[William Staton @WilliamStaton80]

This year's #CelebrationOfDisney is going to be an absolute blast! Trust me, I'm wearing a pair of Mickey ears in this picture, you just can't see them because of my hair.

P.S. Look out for some Hold Up, Does it Hold Up? news coming very soon!