Will Sturm

Clemson alum, assistant super, caddie, Phillies, Eagles, smart ass comments SC-DC/VA-CHI-SC

[Will Sturm @WilliamSturm]

This is legitimately one of the funniest lines I've ever heard https://t.co/yJMa9ODexe

[KFC @KFCBarstool]

This is poetry @HankAzaria. "We are both sprinting to outrun God's sniper rifle..."

[Will Sturm @WilliamSturm]

Every golf course superintendent realizing Mexico has an afternoon World Cup game today

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@CaptainCons Strongest, most expensive drug ever invented

[NonRosterChip @NonRosterChip]

“Thomson in 2026 is the same guy as Thomson in 2022. We can’t say that about Bohm or Nola or any of the other guys who recently forgot how to baseball.” @2008Philz

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Dude, you quoted a fake Bible verse from a Tarantino movie.

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

Hegseth: "A note to the American media. I just can't help but notice the endless stream of garbage, the relentlessly negative coverage you cannot resist peddling despite the historic and important success of this effort and the success of our troops. Sometimes it's hard to figure out what side some of you are actually on. It's incredibly unpatriotic."

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I don’t know who needs to hear this but if a green speed is posted at 10’9” but you are putting into the grain or up a hill, it isn’t going to roll at a 10’9”

[Will Sturm @WilliamSturm]

Tiger woods stans hoping for a big comeback at the masters and seeing today’s news

[Will Sturm @WilliamSturm]

Is Jon Scheyer’s face more punchable as the star player of Duke or the head coach of Duke?

[The Kobeissi Letter @KobeissiLetter]

BREAKING: Russia’s President Putin has offered to stop providing intel to Iran if US does the same for Ukraine.

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@wesruckerTBA I think your biggest concern would be your corgi not killing Steve 😂

Speaking of which why isn’t he helping with said rodent problem? That’s what they were bred for

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@QualkTalk Only if the new guy is allowed to fully institute their offense and hire some of his own position coaches. Other wise it’ll be more of the same. Riley feels a little like a scapegoat albeit a necessary one after this year.

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@WilliamBBrooks @QualkTalk

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@WilliamBBrooks @QualkTalk I hate how right you probably are 😂

[Will Sturm @WilliamSturm]

@wesruckerTBA To be fair…same

[Will Sturm @WilliamSturm]

@tonynyssegcs We ordered from Orvis last year and they’ve held up great.

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@tonynyssegcs @Carmack64 Members and old GM told us to find more length for our back tees. So we did. 🤷🏼‍♂️

[Will Sturm @WilliamSturm]

@wesruckerTBA He thinks he’s Greg Sankey without even realizing Greg Sankey isn’t as powerful as Greg Sankey thinks he is

[Will Sturm @WilliamSturm]

I hope they kill that positivity bunny like it’s hitchbot

[Will Sturm @WilliamSturm]

@TigerCommenter Heldt showed that adding a seasoned guy in a position group can really augment a room, especially an underperforming one.