Willie “Mini Pekka” Johnson

Umich ‘67 | Thomas Rawls Enjoyer | Tommy Carr Lover | Semi-Pro Golf Caddy | Yuengling Enjoyer | Unethical Hooper

[Willie “Mini Pekka” Johnson @WillieBJohnson_]

Why did I choose an engineering degree when I hate school and math #rapeme

[Willie “Mini Pekka” Johnson @WillieBJohnson_]

Every Michigan sports team is so bad I might stop watching sports

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I’m a driver, I’m a winner things are gonna change, I can feel it

[Willie “Mini Pekka” Johnson @WillieBJohnson_]

Yes I’m fat phobic

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This school is too ethnically diverse I’m scared

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This is the most uninspiring Michigan football team

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Man Tommy Carr is so classy

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I love chucking my resume into the void because some HR lady needed to make TikToks instead of giving me a job #iloveunemployment

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People are really just handed everything in life this shit is crazy

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“I’m not fat I’m curvy”
No you are fat

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Bryce Underwood has to be the worst number one recruit of all time

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Just gonna leave this here

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Tommy Carr > Bryce Underwood

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@adpa2828 I agree I was forced against my will

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We fucking suck

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Taking a freshman class to peep freshman yams #method

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I hate fat people more than blacks, gays, muslims, etc

[Willie “Mini Pekka” Johnson @WillieBJohnson_]

I love betting on fcs games!

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Back at school and already hate how many Jews and minorities are here #killme

[Willie “Mini Pekka” Johnson @WillieBJohnson_]

@datboykwam Clear eyes, full hearts, can’t lose #🪵

[Willie “Mini Pekka” Johnson @WillieBJohnson_]

Haven’t seen this guy since I graduated and we still send reels to each other