@Michael_Heaver And to all of those that are saying #Brexit is a con job, I say this, why did so many people vote for it then? Answer me that! #LeaveMeansLeave
@SimonHarrisMBD Thanks for the heads up, mate. Consider these all boycotted as of today! The writing's on the wall for these shops if they don't buck up their ideas.
@antmiddleton Ready and willing, Ant! At your service and ready to deploy in service of our great nation! You say the word, Ant. Only, can it be before next Tuesday afternoon? I'm getting my mobility scooter battery changed.
@TiceRichard Spot on, Ricky! I hadn't thought of that but now you mention it, yeah, when you put it like that we can blame everything on Net Stupid Zero. Bloomin', pot holes! They're probably Net Stupid Zero too.
@JamesAlexKirby Exactly, @JamesAlexKirby. It's bloody pathetic. Why should thousands, maybe millions benefit, with this stupid policy. They're all traitors as far as I'm concerned.
@Selene_Mariposa I've got a bloody good idea! Why don't we just destroy everything? No, wait! Yeah, we destroy everything then put garage in charger, then wait, and then everything will be perfect! Stuff the 90+% that use things like the BBC, they can do one, traitors!
@LizKershawDJ@Telegraph Thanks, @LizKershawDJ . I was worried there for a bit that this was happening almost every other year now. Good to be reassured by the @Telegraph that more pollution and burning fossil fuels will actually somehow make things better. Who knew?
@LeeAndersonMP_ The worst thing about the whole Makerfield election is that the press insisted on telling people about the Reform candidate! Totally unfair, and wouldn't have normally happened if it wasn't so important.